May 5, 2005

Jokes From The Booster Seat II

It's time once again to enjoy the comedic stylings of my son. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh until your bowels evacuate, thanks to some brand new...

(featuring Invisi-Punchline™ technology!)


Q: "What did the chicken say to the TV?"

A: "Send over Mister Salami!"

Q: "What do you get when you cross a sandwich, a person, and a car?"

A: "A flying sandwich pit!"

Q: "What did the watermelon say to the giraffe?"

A: "Dale, I'm going to jail!"

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