January 18, 2004

Jessica Revisited

The Dainty Beast Herself

Regular visitors to The Sneeze may remember my friend Jessica, and her now infamous apology after forgetting my birthday.

Well, today is Jessica's birthday, and I have not forgotten! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESSICA!

More importantly, she has asked me to let you guys know that she is somehow still available.

This year I would like my gift to Jessica to be a flesh and blood feller. So, come one, come all... step right up and try to win this little lady's heart. Who here is man enough to conquer the dainty beast known as JESSICA.

As we celebrate her birthday-- the anniversary of the very day she emerged from her mother's naughty place, test your skill and see if you might get into hers.

Email Jessica right here. Good luck!

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