A hundred years ago in 1996, I started a webzine with my buddies Patrick and Anthony. The site is no longer online but there was some great stuff there, so I thought I'd try to give some of it a little new life here on The Sneeze.

I'm starting off with one of my all-time favorites. It's a bizarre online toy called Freaky Franks that lets you build your own virtual hotdogs with cool toppings like Spaghetti-Os and Barbie Doll Heads.

Click here to play FREAKY FRANKS!

(And in case you're wondering if it was made with any Photoshop trickery, it wasn't. I really did take every picture like a dumbass in my dining room.)