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"SUN-MAID COLLECTOR'S EDITION"

It's the age-old question: Raisins or Monopoly? BUT WHO CAN CHOOSE?

Now you don't have to. Thanks, God!

GO DIRECTLY TO KITCHEN. Do not pass up peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich. Do not fit in spandex.

Get ready for a Hole in FUN. There's no telling what craziness can happen when you harness the power of the world's two most boring games.

Sadly, this version was only one word away from being a huge seller:

_{(If for some reason you actually want to buy these, click for Elvis-Opoly, Hole-Opoly and Raisin-Opoly.)}