As I told my wife the first time I spotted the tree brain in 2003, this is a very sneaky life-form we're dealing with.

Every day I've been diligently checking the official tree to find nothing. Last night, on its sister tree 15 feet away, I spotted THIS...

The brain appears to be on the move, traveling southbound at approximately 15 feet every 4 years -- VIA TREES. I have no idea where it's headed, but my first guess is the White House.

I will continue to monitor its progress. (I don't feel it's important to contact authorities -- yet.)

Brainwatch 2007 begins!