I'm happy to report my 3-year-old used the toilet the other day. Sadly, it was to flush some plastic animals.

Here are 2 cheetahs that were found still "swimming" in the watering hole. Apparently they didn't make it down because they were blocked by the 3 plastic hippos that did. I can only hope the cheetahs recognize the sacrifice those brave hippos made.

My wife fished out the survivors (glamorous), washed them off and left them on the counter. The next morning my son saw them and said "Hey, my cheetahs. I thought I flushed those."

I hate to brag about my kids, but my 3-year-old has tested at the 4th grade level for being a dick.