When selling an item on eBay, it's important to make sure your product stands out. Potential buyers have a wide array of choices, so getting noticed is crucial.

The following is a collection of copy points pulled from dozens of competing eBay auctions of stink bombs -- each hoping the stench you choose is theirs.

THEY REALLY REALLY REALLY STINK

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THIS ITEM IS SMELLY!!!!!

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IF YOU LIKE STINKING UP PLACES
THEN YOU WILL LOVE THESE

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They don't come any smellier.
These are the original smelly stink blasters.

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YOU'LL BE THE ENVY OF YOUR PEERS.

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The U.S. Government is researching the use of
Stink Bomb Technology. Shouldn't you???

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SMELL WORSE THAN BUTT CRACK TIMES THE POWER OF 10

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Everyone will grow to love you for your tricks!!

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Stink bombs! - smelly and discreet!

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STINK BOMBS ARE:

* ALL BRAND NEW!
* FACTORY SEALED!
* AND WILL SMELL!!

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ALL WINNING BIDDERS WILL RECEIVE
A FREE FAKE PUPPY CRAP.

Why not get some stink bombs today?