I don't condone the destruction of public property, but if you simply must do it, please consider injecting a little comedy.

Over the holidays I took a quick trip back to NY. While I was there, I stopped for lunch with my buddies Don and Tony at the Comfort Diner on 23rd street.

While using the restroom, I noticed they had provided a diaper changing station. This particular model was the SturdyStation2 by Rubbermaid.

With a little handy bladework, our vandal lovingly renamed the changing station.

I guess we'll never know if the perpetrator works at the restaurant or was just a patron -- but I do know they're the type of vandal I could get behind.