Is it weird that I can't stop feeling up my coffee cup?

These Dixie Perfectouch cups are coated with some mystical hoodoo that's slightly rubbery and slightly bubbly and I've developed deep deep feelings for them.

If footballs were made with Perfectouch I believe there would be no more fumbles. In part because the texture is so unslippery, but more because running backs will just refuse to put them down.

And look at what I found at Package Design Magazine...

Dixie Foodservice Business
of Georgia-Pacific Corporation
Dixie PerfecTouch Cup
2002 Best of the Best (Overall Winner)

You better believe it.

I could go on, but I have a latte that needs fondling.