September 27, 2005
WHERE'S MY BRAIN, BITCH?!!I came home last night to discover the tree brain was GONE!!! STOLEN!!!! I'm not fucking around, someone really took it. My wife had been periodically checking on it all day long and keeping an eye out for the mysterious woman with the yellow paper from Friday. As the sun was going down yesterday, it was still there. The perpetrator waited to make their move UNDER CLOAK OF DARKNESS! It's lunacy! What kind of world are we living in?!! The less-than-spectacular assistant brain on the roots is still there, but really, who cares? We all know that one wasn't the star of this year's show. It was like the fungal understudy. If this lady comes back again next year to try and eat Treebrain 2006, I have a plan. Every day I'm secretly going to spit on it. So, at least we'll have that. (You can read more about the brain's identity here.) |
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