My son has been wearing this football shirt for awhile. It was only the other day that I realized it actually says "FIELD GOAL" on it.

To expand on this new tradition, I've hunkered down and worked hard for nearly several minutes designing 4 shirts to celebrate more lackluster sports moments, now for sale. (Also in girlie styles!)

(And for the love of God, if any of you actually buy one, send me a modelling picture. And if you could be a really hot girl, that would be very swell!)

Actually, I take that back. It would be cool if anybody bought one.

(But if you happen to have a feisty rack and full bee-stung lips, so be it.)