I scored myself half a dozen boxes of these awesomely wonderful Bacon Bandages, and they're yours to win in The Sneeze Tell-A-Friend Contest.

The rules to enter are stupid easy:

Just email a friend about The Sneeze, and CC me on it at bacon@thesneeze.com

(Remember to CC me at bacon@thesneeze.com, or I won't know you entered.)

The deadline is this Sunday night 9/4 at 8pm PST, when I'll pick 6 winners completely at random. Never before has it been so easy to fix your boo-boos with the sweet healing power of simulated pork! So get those emails started, yo!

If your thinking, "Steve, I already told all my friends about The Sneeze!" That's great! Now tell your enemies and assorted nemeses!

"But Steve, I told them too!" No problem! Tell 2 strangers and a local rabbi!

And if you're worried about spam, don't be. These emails are only being viewed and used by me to contact the winners of this contest and for no other purposes ever. I cross my heart and everything.

These Bacon Bandages have been generously donated by one of my favorite suppliers of happiness to the world: Archie McPhee. (So, please show them some clicky-love and check out the toys, novelties and assorted weirdness they have to offer!)