July 31, 2005

Dear Hair People...

to: nbcshows@nbcuni.com

NBC - Hair Division

Dear NBC Hair People,

Remember when Jennifer Aniston's haircut "The Rachel" was all the rage? And then a few years later everybody went wackadoodles for George Clooney's "The Clooney."

Well, I'm not on TV but I have a website, so I'd like to collaborate with you on a new haircut for me called "The Steve." I don't know what it would look like, but I'm pretty flexible just as long as it gets stupid popular.

One question: I noticed that Clooney's haircut got named after him, while Aniston's got named after her character. That doesn't seem fair. Why doesn't Jen get any credit? And she stuck it out on Friends until the bitter end (unlike that vagabond Clooney!)

I bet it was because on ER, Clooney played Dr. Ross, and if you called his haircut "The Ross" it would have caused all kinds of confusion. Guys would have asked for "The Ross" expecting to look all smooth like Clooney, and then come out looking like that sad-sack Schwimmer. Thanks, but NO THANKS!

If anyone can pull this off, it's NBC. You people really know how to get a haircut famous! Let me know how you'd like to proceed. My hat size is a 7.


P.S. The last few years, this lady named Jenny at SuperCuts has been doing my hair. Do you think we could let her consult on this? I realize this is probably not how you do things, but when "The Steve" hits big I wouldn't want her to feel hurt. She's nice!

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