It's hard to believe, but The Sneeze turns 2 today!

I'd like to take a moment and look back at the very first post I put up 2 years ago...

June 28, 2003

When I was a kid I played with baseball cards. While other kids collected 'em, traded 'em, and saved 'em - I made stupid poo jokes with them.

I had a baseball card of a player named John Urrea. So with some ingenuity, scissors and another baseball player's card by the name of Dyar Miller- I made a new and improved card. By carefully cutting out Mr. Miller's name and gluing it onto Mr. Urrea's, I had given birth to the Major League's newest loose-boweled superstar- "Dyar Urrea."

Some time back my pal, Robert Berry of retroCRUSH, was kind enough to track down and give me one of the old John Urrea baseball cards. Well, I recently found a Dyar Miller and I can finally give birth once again to this legendary ball-player of my childhood.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my utmost pleasure to give you... DYAR URREA 2005

Guys, thanks so much to everybody for your inspirational support of The Sneeze. It is truly appreciated!

And if you're the gift-giving type, the best present I can think of is that you simply pass along the site to everybody you've ever met in your entire life.