May 16, 2005

don't just sit there!

Right at this moment companies around the world are jockeying to corner the market on women peeing standing up. With so many products like Urinelle, Freshette, and The Pee-zee to choose from, it's easy for a gal to be overwhelmed! But that's where The Sneeze comes to the rescue.

Please enjoy this handy guide to help you navigate the women-peeing-standing-up waters...

Product: Urinelle

Slogan: The Urination Funnel For Women.

URL: www.urinelle.biz

Comical instructions:

Mandatory photo of woman enjoying new-found "freedom":


Product: Whizzy

Slogan: Take a stand!

URL: http://whizzy4you.com

Mandatory photo of women enjoying new-found "freedom":


Product:The Pee-Zee

Slogan: The incredibly easy PEE-ZEE!

URL: http://pee-zees.tripod.com

Mandatory photo of woman enjoying new-found "freedom":


Product: Freshette

Slogan: When Nature Calls,
The Answer Is... FRESHETTE!

URL: www.freshette.com

Comical instructions:

Mandatory photo of women enjoying new-found "freedom":


Product: The Whiz

Slogan: The Urination Funnel For Women.

URL: www.whizaway.com

Comical instructions:

Mandatory photo of women enjoying new-found "freedom":


Product: Travelmate

URL: www.travelmateinfo.com

Available Stylish Accessories:

Mandatory photo of woman enjoying new-found "freedom":

You saw those pictures, ladies! Now that you can stand and pee, get out there and play golf!
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