Right at this moment companies around the world are jockeying to corner the market on women peeing standing up. With so many products like Urinelle, Freshette, and The Pee-zee to choose from, it's easy for a gal to be overwhelmed! But that's where The Sneeze comes to the rescue.

Please enjoy this handy guide to help you navigate the women-peeing-standing-up waters...

Product: Urinelle

Slogan: The Urination Funnel For Women.

URL: www.urinelle.biz

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Product:The Pee-Zee

Slogan: The incredibly easy PEE-ZEE!

URL: http://pee-zees.tripod.com

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Product: The Whiz

Slogan: The Urination Funnel For Women.

URL: www.whizaway.com

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You saw those pictures, ladies! Now that you can stand and pee, get out there and play golf!