It's time once again to enjoy the comedic stylings of my son. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh until your bowels evacuate, thanks to some brand new...

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(HIGHLIGHT ANSWERS TO REVEAL)

Q: "What did the chicken say to the TV?"

A: "Send over Mister Salami!"

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Q: "What do you get when you cross a sandwich, a person, and a car?"

A: "A flying sandwich pit!"

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Q: "What did the watermelon say to the giraffe?"

A: "Dale, I'm going to jail!"