Regular readers of The Sneeze probably know that the "jokes" my 5-year-old son writes have become something of a fixture around here. I always get emails whenever I post one, so I've decided to make them a regular feature.

I present to you now the first in his latest batch of...

JOKES FROM THE BOOSTER SEAT
(featuring Invisi-Punchline^tm technology!)

(HIGHLIGHT ANSWER TO REVEAL)

Q: "What did the worm say to the army?"

A: "Get shootin'!!"

Unless you started coughing up blood from laughing too hard, you'll be happy to know there's plenty more where that came from. And remember, he really sells the punchlines hard, so be sure to do the same when you re-tell it at your next board meeting or job interview!