March 17, 2005

sex and candy

I just had some Fun Dip for the first time in years. That's the candy where you dip the stick in the flavored sugar.

Fun!

I don't know if it was while I was licking the stick, or when I was repeatedly sticking it in and out of the pouch, but suddenly it all felt oddly sexual.

Even the name is a pretty good euphemism. "Tonight I'm gonna give my girlfriend the Fun Dip!"

Other "sexual" candies include:

  • Hershey Kisses

  • Blow Pop

  • Mounds

  • Cadbury Toffee Vagina
  • My Fun Dippin' did not end well, however. I was happily going at it until the top of my stick just broke off, long before the pouch was finished. Hmm... why does that sound familiar? Oh well, I dunno!

    THE QUOTABLE SNEEZE

    "Oh God. I have to put the camera down. I feel dirty now."
    -- My wife realizing I intended to animate the Fun Dip pictures I just asked her to take

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