I originally only made this stuff for me and my friends. But I figured it couldn't hurt to open The Sneeze Store to the public for any of you mental enough to actually want some of these items.

For now, they all feature the cool sneezing man painted by Peter Pagano. The mugs and mousepads are really nice. I find the flavor of my morning coffee is enhanced by the sight of a man spraying spit and mucous. I really do.

I priced it all barely above or at cost. I've made it this far losing money on The Sneeze, so why stop now?

I started the store with only a few products. If you'd like a particular item with a particular piece of sneezing masthead art on it, let me know and I'll see what I can do. (I included my own pics below because the artificially generated store photos don't really do them justice.)

You can find the store right here. Thanks!