By the powers vested in me as half a zine, I bring you The Sneeze Mailbag. Our first letter comes from Felix....

Steve,

Today I found out something that, probably you, and apparently everybody else already knows... womens shirts button from the opposite direction! Why? and more important, how have I lived 39 years and never once have heard of this before? Where have I been? I like to think of myself as very well read, up on current events, extensive knowledge of trivial things, general knowledge of many other things.....but if somehow I missed this bit of strange fashion wierdness, what else don't I know? It's scary Steve!

Felix

Mr. McFeelix,

I don't know how common or not that tidbit is, but here's what I think is probably going on.

You're a cross-dresser and this is your way of trying to throw me off the scent. I didn't fall for your clever ruse, but you really need to stop worrying. If you like wearing blouses, it's fine by us. Don't sweat it!

--Steve

Steve,

Did you arrive to a consensus about the theme song for Dave Attell's "Insomniac"? My burning curiosity needs to know. Or maybe needs an antibiotic.

Bren

Brenjamin,

--Steve