Victory!

Sweet pointless victory!

Yesterday The Sneeze Nipple List rose to the top of Amazon's Listmania Top 100. And as an unexpected bonus, the Breathtaking Collection of Lies from earlier in the week ended up being #2! I dedicate this honor to all of you. (And to your nipples.)

After I saw we were #1, I temporarily renamed the list to something a little more appropriate...

Now that I have the screengrab, I've renamed it back again to "The Best Stuff!"

Who knows how long we'll reign at #1, so go out today and enjoy all the perks and privileges that come with being #1 on a useless list.

The Sneeze readers officially rock hard.