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January 04, 2005

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On the road to success, a strong vocabulary is an extremely valuable tool. Luckily dictionaries can also be fun if you use them to look up dirty words.

Now thanks to our old pal the Internet, we can actually hear professional voice-over people demonstrate the proper way to say them.

Please enjoy the following educational collection of audio links to the Merriam Webster online dictionary. (And while the thought of more than one vagina always sounded like a good idea to me, I had no clue the plural of vagina would be this entertaining.)

THE OFFICIAL MERRIAM-WEBSTER
DIRTY/SILLY WORD PRONUNCIATION GUIDE

tittie

bunghole

fuck

poop

vaginae

stank

cock-a-leekie

faggy

douche

shit (1)

shit (2)

son of a bitch (1)

son of a bitch (2)

nosegay

penes

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Updated Jul. 17, 2008

Check out this very cool interview with old friend of The Sneeze, Terry Border. He does all those cool fun bent wire sculptures over at Bent Objects. (Which you should also check out.)

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