First, a wireless router contest update...

I received so many great essays-- thanks to everybody who sent one in. I'll be sorting through them over the next few days to try and whittle down the pile. Next week I'll start posting my favorites and everyone can vote on them to determine the ultimate winner.

Second, since a bunch of you seem to enjoy my 4-year-old's "jokes," I'll leave you with this one. Coming off his recent string of surreal insane ones, I'm almost sad to post this one since it kinda makes sense.

Nevertheless, enjoy... (and as usual, HIGHLIGHT THE ANSWER TO REVEAL IT.)

Q: "What did the meatball say to the spoon?"

A: "Give me back my face."