October 31, 2004

Ho for the Holidays

The new Disney Christmas catalog features this Tinkerbell Christmas Tree Topper. I've never been a big Peter Pan fan, so that's probably why I never noticed that sweet little Tinkerbell is kind of a dirty whore.

That's quite a dress. One strategically placed, unsecured triangle of material is all that stands between us and her enchanted hooey.


Closer inspection would indicate that this little lady also doesn't care for panties. But luckily, even in the dead of winter, not a hint of Tinkerbush.

Tinkerbell:

  • Dresses like a tramp.
  • Can grant wishes.
  • Thinks every guy is huge.
  • I love you, Tinkerbell.

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