June 04, 2004

Fast Food Health Warning!

Recently McDonald's launched a new item called the "Fruit 'n Walnut Salad."


I didn't think much of it until I saw the very alarming fine print at the bottom of the banner.


McDonald's new Fruit 'N Walnut salad secretly contains nuts! Those bastards! We're all pretty lucky I was paying attention. (Just be thankful it doesn't contain anything really crazy-- like fruit.)

If you have already ordered this item and are not sure what to do, my suggestion is to pick around the nuts and just eat the walnuts.

This whole thing is almost as weird as their previous promotion of cannibalism.

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