The Year: 1977
The Show: Love Boat

At some point while casting this TV classic, the question arose: "Who are we going to get to play the ship's sexy sexy doctor? The heart-throb. The righteous dude who scores with the ladies week after week."

Their answer: Bernie Koppell.

And, my friends, the answer was correct.

Look at him. Just a-dripping with sexuality. Was it the giant glasses? The knee-high white socks? Maybe he had an anchor in his pants. Whatever the reason, I think it's pretty easy to see why Doc got busy with anything that even half-resembled a Landers Sister on that show.

Bernie-- it is you who makes... LOOOOVE, EXCITING AND NEWWW. (Everybody sing!) COME ABOOAAAARRRD! WE'RE EXPECTING YOOOUUUU!