We have successfully landed another probe on Mars.

How cool are humans?

Not only were we able to figure out there are other planets out there, we also somehow figured out how to shoot stuff up into the sky and land on them.

Do you realize how crazy that is?

Humans rock!

You don't see cows doing anything like this. Chickens haven't even figured out how to fly well, let alone invent a rocket ship.

This is the very reason they should be dinner.

The day the pigs land on the moon, I will stop chewing upon them. Until then, bring on the bacon.

USA #1!
HUMANS #1!
BACON #1!!!