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August 16, 2003

Ass Train To Clarksville

If you're like most Americans, you probably wake up in the morning, crawl into the bathroom, look at yourself in the mirror and think: "Man. I could really go for some gay Monkees fan-fiction porn." But who has the time?

Well, good news! Because now whenever you're in the mood to read about Davey finger-blasting Mickey, someone else has already done all the heavy-lifting for you.

Finally, dozens of dirty Monkee stories, all neatly compiled in one place. There's even a helpful code so you'll know which Monkees do it in which story before you read. Talk about a time-saver!

So instead of this not existing, like it might not on a sane planet, here it is.* (At least this time, they finally play their own instruments, kind of.)

*Warning: Sexually explicit material. Also, we're all doomed.

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Comments

I clicked the link, but just couldn't do it...I closed it...it makes me very sad somehow, to think that these guys who I watched Saturday mornings...who I had crushes on...oooh, shudder to even think.

Posted by: Elaine at August 18, 2003 12:56 AM

must. not. open. link. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Jen at August 18, 2003 06:40 AM

Thanks a lot. Now I have to suck my eyes out with a breast pump.

Posted by: Dave at August 18, 2003 08:14 PM

Hey,

This is great, the news is spreading. Being a happy junkie of this linked site, as well as contributing author, i'm glad it hasn't been hidden in some back alley of rotting cyberspace.

Posted by: WTM at October 21, 2003 11:59 AM

...what... im scared, and that guys writing this!

Posted by: squidboy at November 5, 2003 10:23 AM

~//smile so big my cheeks can't even hold it//~

The only *truly* important thing here for me is to find out if there's any stories on that site that reference the "Head" era Monkee stories. That was a strange thing, seeing those kid stars do a *druggie flick*. A cheesy druggie flick, no doubt, but I eat that stuff up. If there isn't any hippie slash writer covering that one already, maybe I'll just have to write my own...just so I can put the whole gang in a nice acid orgy, and call it "Four-Way Windowpane".

Fun Fact: A person in the right frame of mind can have orgasms that last about 30 to 45 minutes in that condition (that's Earth time) and this is not just "something I've heard".

(If this information is too out-there for you, please accept my apologies. But this had to be said.)

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