Here is a sign that my three-year-old might be watching a little too much Good Eats on the Food Network. I walked into the living room the other day to see my son tying a string around his fire truck and trying to cut it with Play-doh scissors.

Me: "What are you doing?"

The Boy: "I'm making a nice roulade."

Okay. In case you don't know what that means, let me clear it up for you.

roulade: (rü-'läd) noun: a slice of usually stuffed meat that is rolled, tied, and then cooked

my son: (mI sun) noun: a very cute little freak

I actually do think it's cool that he likes the show so much. Now if I could only convince him that boogers are not good eats, we'd be set.