April 2011 Archives

A Kick to the Nuts of My Feet

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Oh no, there's a hole in my socks.

And not just a hole in any socks, but in my good orange and black "LIVE FREE OR DIE" socks that I kind of think give me super powers.

Socks like these are great for when you're boring and low-key like me, but you secretly like knowing that 6% of your body is out there living life like a crazy bastard.

I had gotten them from Draplin Design merchandise store. I emailed with Aaron over there and he broke the bad news that not only are all the socks gone forever, but the place he had make them is even out of business.

I suppose I could always repurpose them as a stylish ascot or bow tie.

Ah, yes. There we go. At my age, there's nothing like a little tasteful sophistication. Jeeves! Bring the Rolls around!


Holiday Plans?

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Sneeze reader and withered grape enthusiast, Cristin, points out that April 30th is National Raisin Day. (4 years later and I still laugh out loud at Raisins For Christmas - 2007.)

I suppose we could all play Raisinopoly (which, by the way, is real.)

Any thoughts on how we should celebrate? The comment board is open.

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