I cannot wait until your christmas post.

Bless you. My Christmas can now be complete. I didn't expect a mention, either. The honor!

This audio clip never stops being funny.

Noisy presents are really for aunts and uncles to get for nieces and nephews. My sister and I used to compete to see who could get my brother's daughters the loudest gifts. It's much more fun when you don't have to have that stuff in your own home.

That was awesome. Is the horn still attached to the scooter? For what its worth, my sister and I played with the crappiest toys til they died and never played with the expensive dolls they bought us. I have so many happy memories of making myself sick on a sit-n-spin.

Maybe this year Santa will get your wee ones a drum kit? That will certainly make for a "peaceful" holiday. (It's ok to drink a lot. I think it's important to sanity. Santa says it's ok too.)

ps- any chance you'll eat some inedible treat soon? I miss your "Don't eat that" posts. Or have you been sworn of on recommendation of wife/physician? (Not that you could blame them....)

I think they already got a drum set, remember the raisins vs. drum set? I think the next most awesomely loud gift is a simple, cheap plastic recorder. The whistly, clarinet type, not an actual device that records sound. These things are soooo loud and soooo high pitched... plus it's even worse if you don't know how to play because the more air you use to play it, the worse it sounds. DO IT! Please!!!! I would love hear hear that sound clip.

that's the kind of thing grandparents like to buy, too. i'm guessing it's some sort of payback.

shit steve, i feel for you

but you just had to have sex, you horny fellow you!

Happy days are here again. How did Mrs. Steve take to the plan b for the horn?

Aww, I bet his little face was a picture.

Apparently I spent more time playing with the boxes that the presents! :P

OMG seriously, your xmas post will be MY present this year...my wife just asked me "what the hell my problem was" for blaring that and laughing at the same time. i told her it wasn't to annoy HER, but looks like i'm in a bit of trouble...time to go make up so we can make up ;)

My dad went through a midlife crisis that resulted in him now having two children, ages 3 and 5, at 55 years old (with a very, very young girl, too). I am terribly bitter and delight in giving the kids the noisest, messiest toys I can find. This year it's Magic SAND and a set of percussion instruments.

Happy holidays, Steve and family and ALL of YOU!

Honk! Honk!!!

Even if you only give them noiseless toys kids seem to DIY noise makers. Nothing like a 2 year old whacking a metal bowl with a spoon, the morning after a piss up. Oh the pain!

For 12 years I was the "cool" aunt who got my 6 nieces and nephews the most obnoxiously loud and/or messy toys i could find. I had dogs i was safe!

Our son was born Sept 3rd.

I'll be hiding in the closet Christmas Day...my sisters are gonna git me!

Horny Christmas and "RAISINS?!!" are ring and alert tones on my cell, respectively.

My fam ALLLLWAYS cracks up at "RAISINS?!!"
They parrot some messed-up version of "Put these back ... in your FOOD."

Lols all around.

Can't WAIT to see what he does this year.

"This year it's Magic SAND and a set of percussion instruments. "

You are evil!

;-)