December 19, 2008
The Horns of Christmas MornBy request for Keith and my friend Kevin at Forgotten NY, here is a special Christmas post from a few years ago...
Let me be a cautionary tale, guys. Don't get your kids noisy presents. Get them something quiet like pillows or raisins. (But for what it's worth, they still ride that scooter all the time.) Click here for The Sneeze Home Page! Comments
I cannot wait until your christmas post. Posted by: mary at
December 19, 2008 10:41 AM
Bless you. My Christmas can now be complete. I didn't expect a mention, either. The honor! Posted by: Keith at
December 19, 2008 10:56 AM
This audio clip never stops being funny. Posted by: will at
December 19, 2008 11:01 AM
Noisy presents are really for aunts and uncles to get for nieces and nephews. My sister and I used to compete to see who could get my brother's daughters the loudest gifts. It's much more fun when you don't have to have that stuff in your own home. Posted by: Seitz at
December 19, 2008 11:29 AM
That was awesome. Is the horn still attached to the scooter? For what its worth, my sister and I played with the crappiest toys til they died and never played with the expensive dolls they bought us. I have so many happy memories of making myself sick on a sit-n-spin. Posted by: Regina at
December 19, 2008 11:30 AM
Maybe this year Santa will get your wee ones a drum kit? That will certainly make for a "peaceful" holiday. (It's ok to drink a lot. I think it's important to sanity. Santa says it's ok too.) Posted by: repliderium.com at
December 19, 2008 12:06 PM
ps- any chance you'll eat some inedible treat soon? I miss your "Don't eat that" posts. Or have you been sworn of on recommendation of wife/physician? (Not that you could blame them....) Posted by: repliderium.com at
December 19, 2008 12:07 PM
I think they already got a drum set, remember the raisins vs. drum set? I think the next most awesomely loud gift is a simple, cheap plastic recorder. The whistly, clarinet type, not an actual device that records sound. These things are soooo loud and soooo high pitched... plus it's even worse if you don't know how to play because the more air you use to play it, the worse it sounds. DO IT! Please!!!! I would love hear hear that sound clip. Posted by: Nicole at
December 19, 2008 1:19 PM
that's the kind of thing grandparents like to buy, too. i'm guessing it's some sort of payback. Posted by: kerry at
December 19, 2008 1:21 PM
shit steve, i feel for you but you just had to have sex, you horny fellow you! Posted by: invderpenguin at
December 19, 2008 1:41 PM
Happy days are here again. How did Mrs. Steve take to the plan b for the horn? Posted by: strongbadia7 at
December 19, 2008 3:27 PM
Aww, I bet his little face was a picture. Apparently I spent more time playing with the boxes that the presents! :P Posted by: Gaina at
December 19, 2008 4:34 PM
OMG seriously, your xmas post will be MY present this year...my wife just asked me "what the hell my problem was" for blaring that and laughing at the same time. i told her it wasn't to annoy HER, but looks like i'm in a bit of trouble...time to go make up so we can make up ;) Posted by: j. money at
December 19, 2008 6:03 PM
My dad went through a midlife crisis that resulted in him now having two children, ages 3 and 5, at 55 years old (with a very, very young girl, too). I am terribly bitter and delight in giving the kids the noisest, messiest toys I can find. This year it's Magic SAND and a set of percussion instruments. Happy holidays, Steve and family and ALL of YOU! Posted by: JenDiggity at
December 19, 2008 6:18 PM
Honk! Honk!!! Posted by: LiteralDan at
December 19, 2008 11:40 PM
Even if you only give them noiseless toys kids seem to DIY noise makers. Nothing like a 2 year old whacking a metal bowl with a spoon, the morning after a piss up. Oh the pain! Posted by: Yaya at
December 20, 2008 5:35 AM
For 12 years I was the "cool" aunt who got my 6 nieces and nephews the most obnoxiously loud and/or messy toys i could find. I had dogs i was safe! Our son was born Sept 3rd. I'll be hiding in the closet Christmas Day...my sisters are gonna git me! Posted by: Bec at
December 21, 2008 3:39 AM
Horny Christmas and "RAISINS?!!" are ring and alert tones on my cell, respectively. My fam ALLLLWAYS cracks up at "RAISINS?!!" Lols all around. Can't WAIT to see what he does this year. Posted by: el at
December 21, 2008 8:30 PM
"This year it's Magic SAND and a set of percussion instruments. " You are evil! ;-) Posted by: el at
December 21, 2008 8:31 PM
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