September 1, 2008
How To Talk To WomenReports came in that my 8-year-old was secretly chatting up some ladies earlier in the day. Proud and curious, I summon him to the bedroom for details. "Mommy told me she took you and your brother to the park today and you were talking to some girls." "Yeah." "She said you were hanging out with them on top of the slide?" "Yeah." "Nice! What did you say to them?" "I was telling them that you have a hairy butt." "..." This brief moment of silence is broken by the hard laughter of his obnoxious 4-year-old brother. "And what did the girls say??" "They said their dad's have hairy butts, too." I suppose this once again proves the old adage: "The quickest way to a woman's heart is through your father's swampy ass." I'm not thrilled about this conversation, but I've always had a hard time talking to strange girls. If my buttocks are an ice-breaker, have at it, kid. Click here for The Sneeze Home Page! |
![]() ![]() First time here? Steve, Don't Eat It! might not be a bad place to start. ![]() Why not subscribe to The Sneeze? It's free. It's painless. And I dare you. ![]() ![]()
THE PAINLESS SNEEZE HOLIDAY DONATION BOX If you're going to be doing any shopping at Amazon and would like to send a little love to The Sneeze at the same time... PLEASE USE THIS LINK TO GET TO AMAZON ![]() ![]() ![]() Cockeyed Retrocrush Uncanny Adventures Eric Joyner's Tin Robot Art Cloud Cult Andrew Zimmern - Bizarre Foods Natalie Dee Bent Objects Be The Boy The Slack Daily Defective Yeti Snack Reports The Art of S. Britt WilloToons Coop (sometimes nsfw) Bagel Radio Archie McPhee Awesome Book Journals! Be The Boy Drawn! Toothpaste for Dinner The Art of Gary Taxali In The Air Nicole Gastonguay Disgrasian Sloppy Cans Very Big Blog Tenth Muse The Bloggess .: FRIENDS OF THE STEVE :. Peter Pagano Graphics Doodle Monkey Pronutrex Creature from the Blog Sloppy Cans DelBloggolo Lisasmith Hungry Girl Forgotten NY Meshugena Interfuel Aquidneck Inquirer Leader Creative Steve Zmak Photography Guster Organic Consumers ![]() Moxie Design Studios™ some backgrounds by ![]() powered by: Movable Type © 2003-2012 The Sneeze All rights reserved. No portion of this site may be reproduced in any fashion without express written permission. |