August 27, 2007

Viewpoints: An Open Dialogue

Political blogs are extremely popular. They generate impressive traffic, fueled by differing, passionate opinions.

Since we never discuss politics here, I'd like to open the doors of communication with a simple two-part question:

Who will be the next President of the United States and what is the best soup?

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Posted by Steven | Archive

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Lobter Bisque

Posted by: StuckinOhio at August 27, 2007 9:08 AM

Christian Slater and Bean with Bacon.

Not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: Bryan at August 27, 2007 9:09 AM

Stephen Harper

Chicken Noodle

Posted by: Soulfood at August 27, 2007 9:13 AM

Hope to see Obama in the White House. I'm not too politically savvy, but from what I know, he'd probably do a decent job.

And I think once Bush loses his guards, we'll have a new favourite soup.

Posted by: Connor Yuzwenko-Martin at August 27, 2007 9:14 AM

In the spirit of modern political debate I will make my point after attacking the opinions of others.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is constitutionally unable to be president and while I've never had lobster bisque I suspect that there is a good reason for it, probably because lobsters are red and red=communism. Wait I kinda like communism. I'm going to get some of that commie lobster soup.

Finally, I'm getting behind the Obama campaign and they hopefully will be serving split pea soup...I also hope it's in one of those bread bowls because I like to eat my plates.

Posted by: will at August 27, 2007 9:16 AM

Soup: Home made vegetable.
President: Hopefully someone smarter than a vegetable.

Posted by: Alice (who is also stuck in ohio) at August 27, 2007 9:16 AM

Tree brain.


Posted by: Ashley at August 27, 2007 9:18 AM

Sean Connery.

Posted by: Acubavix at August 27, 2007 9:19 AM

If I have anything to say about, Ernest Hemingway.

Also, Clam Chowder.

Posted by: Tevin at August 27, 2007 9:21 AM

Andrew Shepherd.


Posted by: Hannah at August 27, 2007 9:21 AM

I'd love to see Bill Richardson in office. Though, I doubt that will happen.

So, I'll vote for Roasted Butternut Squash soup.

Posted by: onhazier at August 27, 2007 9:25 AM

Some thick vegetable - seems to answer both.

Posted by: Mike at August 27, 2007 9:26 AM

Dakota Fanning.

Butternut squash soup from the Prickly Pear restaurant in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Posted by: Lauren at August 27, 2007 9:26 AM

I should care who is president, but I don't. I vote for who my husband says I should. So who ever is Republican.

and would be tortilla.

Posted by: Angie at August 27, 2007 9:27 AM

Heyyyy... long-time listener, first time caller.

President: Whoever it is, I will blame y'all, because I have no intention of voting, now that I live in a country where it's non-compulsory.

Soup: Pretty much any chowder, but clam is probably my favorite.

Posted by: SouthernBelle at August 27, 2007 9:28 AM

Archie McPhee

Primordial with bacon

Posted by: McStratman at August 27, 2007 9:29 AM

Ross Perot... wait... what year is it?


Posted by: Zclone at August 27, 2007 9:29 AM

I should specify, clam chowder from Wright Square Cafe in Savannah GA. They import it from somewhere more chowdery, and only serve it on Fridays in fall through winter... it's sooooo good.

Posted by: SouthernBelle at August 27, 2007 9:31 AM


alphabits soup.mmmmmm

Posted by: RYan at August 27, 2007 9:31 AM

The answer to both is the same:

Chili con carne.

Not only a hearty, filling meal of a soup, also a decisive and democratic leader.

Posted by: Roberto at August 27, 2007 9:32 AM


And I like plain old tomato..


Posted by: Ali at August 27, 2007 9:33 AM

cheddar potato

personally, i'm hoping they base their platform on soup, but maybe thats just me.

Posted by: Emily at August 27, 2007 9:35 AM

Obama *crosses fingers*
Byerly's Wild Rice

Posted by: jasmin at August 27, 2007 9:35 AM

Who Will? Barack Obama.

What Soup? Beer and Cheese soup in a bread bowl. On a cold day. Yum.

Posted by: Toneman at August 27, 2007 9:35 AM

Steve's 6 year old seems a good candidate for prez! His interviews speak volumes!



Posted by: stuck in friscoTX at August 27, 2007 9:37 AM

Dubya will rename himself "Papa Doc" Bush and declare himself "L Presidentay For Life". This will be the final straw for the American people, who will riot in the streets and storm Washington, demanding that someone else be given a chance to be president, or at least that they put that "Jericho" show back on the teevee.

And chicken noodle.

Posted by: Ben Scripps at August 27, 2007 9:39 AM


Potato & Leek pottage

Posted by: BlankSpace at August 27, 2007 9:39 AM

Dr. Michael would make a great president. He seems to know a lot and has excellent answers. I think it would be a real treat to see him tackle issues that plague this country.

Campbell's Chicken with wild rice.

Posted by: Muncher at August 27, 2007 9:41 AM

Since people seem to like Bushes and Clintons switching off every few years, I say it's the latters turn, to be followed by a few more Bushes.

Gumbo. Any gumbo.

Posted by: monkeyrotica at August 27, 2007 9:42 AM

I'm still up in the air as far as our next commander-in-chief goes. I want a democrat, but I'm still not sure who I want to win the primaries. I think Obama would be brilliant, but I'm not sure he can convince enough people to beat Clinton, who I'm not very fond of. Ask again in 6 months.

For soup, hands down, home-made turkey noodle (with stock made from the Thanksgiving turkey carcas). Nothing else comes close.

Posted by: Jordan at August 27, 2007 9:44 AM

Me for president!

Loaded baked potato soup!

Posted by: Lvbyrds2 at August 27, 2007 9:44 AM

Well, the next president is obviously going to be Cap'n Crunch (assuming he's willing to retire from active military service). To my knowledge, he's the only candidate offering a pro-crunchberry platform. And, really, is any voter in their right mind ANTI-crunchberry?

As for soup, I'd say French Onion. I mean, Freedom Onion. With melted Liberty Cheese. And croutons of justice.

Posted by: ByronBunch at August 27, 2007 9:44 AM

Either Clinton, Obama, or Ron Paul.

Cream of Chicken & Corn Soup as served at Restaurant Montblanc in Okinawa.

Posted by: BealzesBud at August 27, 2007 9:44 AM

Barack Obama. As long as Fred Thompson doesn't make it that far, I'll be happy.

I'm all about the New England Clam Chowder.

Posted by: zombiephile at August 27, 2007 9:46 AM


Cuitlacoche Chowder

Posted by: tony at August 27, 2007 9:48 AM

Jeb Bush - The fix is already in.

Lobster Bisque

Posted by: jeley at August 27, 2007 9:49 AM

James Earl Jones

French Onion

Posted by: Holly at August 27, 2007 9:53 AM

Hillary Obama Edwards III

New England style clam chowder in a sourdough breadbowl

Posted by: phlebotnum at August 27, 2007 9:54 AM

Anyone but Hillary, Anything but Split Pea.

Posted by: Kurt at August 27, 2007 9:58 AM

Campbell's Cream of Obama.

Posted by: golfwidow at August 27, 2007 10:00 AM

Biden, Kucinich or Paul.


Posted by: lemon at August 27, 2007 10:02 AM

Forest Whittaker (sp?)

And the mighty She-Crab Soup!
(otherwise known as Cream of Crab)

Posted by: Chris at August 27, 2007 10:02 AM

A) Barack Obama, I hope. Please god, I hope.

B) My boyfriend's mom's home-made chicken noodle soup. Dear god is it good. So good. I in fact recommend everyone begin dating my boyfriend so everyone can partake in it's wonderfulness.

Posted by: Lara at August 27, 2007 10:05 AM

Hmmm...split pea soup in a bread bowl? I'm thinkin some clam chowder might just work a little better for me. I am also a fan of eating my plates. Oh and as for the prez I'm not gonna get behind the Obama campaign just because they may serve my soup in a bread bowl....but if they can make a tomato salad like my girlfriend then I'm totally throwing my support their way!

Posted by: Rob at August 27, 2007 10:08 AM

i don't think there should be one overall president, i think every member of 'The Tree Brains' should join together and become "The Brain Presidentia" We should have a logo, a theme song with military drums and junk, and we hold gigs in the whitehouse lawns.

and to answer your second question...

Posted by: Garywoo at August 27, 2007 10:09 AM


Beef stew

Posted by: Chris at August 27, 2007 10:10 AM

Thomas Jefferson should be the next President.

Onion Soup is clearly the winner in that department, and would be my next choice for President after Jefferson.

Posted by: William C., Little Rock, AR at August 27, 2007 10:10 AM

I vote for Zombie Lincoln, because I believe in freeing the undead from the shackles of tyranny.

Also, I like Minestrone... for roughly the same reasons.

Posted by: Danny at August 27, 2007 10:10 AM

Barack Obama

PICKLES?! soup.

Posted by: Cyrian at August 27, 2007 10:11 AM

President: Al Gore
Soup: cockaleekie soup

Posted by: entire state of washinton at August 27, 2007 10:11 AM

I'll vote for Tree Brain ... I have yet to hear of a smarter politician.

Now for soup, chilled melon soup on a hot summer day!

Posted by: David at August 27, 2007 10:11 AM

a bowl of cream of celery would be a better option than any of the presidential hopefulls.

i'm writing in John Lithgow since he does the Campbell's select commercials and I think the golden butternut squash is a pretty daggum good soup.

Posted by: kensey at August 27, 2007 10:13 AM

President: Christopher Walken!

Soup: Bennigan's Ultimate Baked Potato Soup

Posted by: soapbox.SUPERSTAR at August 27, 2007 10:13 AM

Ron Paul.

Potato Soup!

Posted by: Nick at August 27, 2007 10:14 AM

Hillary Clinton


Posted by: Marty Noodleman at August 27, 2007 10:15 AM

Rudy G.

Tomato (with a side of Grilled Cheese!)

Posted by: Travis at August 27, 2007 10:15 AM

Fred Thompson.

Lobster Bisque.

Posted by: Carnac at August 27, 2007 10:16 AM

In both instances, I would have to say Joe Mama. Yes, I'm a genius. Thanks for a slice of your day.

Posted by: Phillip M. at August 27, 2007 10:18 AM

A big steaming bowl of homemade Tortilla Soup for both answers.

Posted by: BonzoGal at August 27, 2007 10:22 AM


Feeedom Onion

Posted by: For Rilla at August 27, 2007 10:22 AM

Rosie O' Donnel. Gumbo.

Posted by: Ade at August 27, 2007 10:23 AM


Broccoli Cheese soup!! YUMMM

Posted by: Marcia at August 27, 2007 10:28 AM

I'm hoping for Pat Paulson to rise from the grave and take office. This will be accomplished through the marvelous rejuvenating power of Hot & Sour Soup.

I loves me some Hot & Sour Soup. Mmmmm, mmmm.

Posted by: Keith at August 27, 2007 10:29 AM

Reconstituted Ronald Reagan.
Campbell's Classic Tomato.

Posted by: Atomic Bombshell at August 27, 2007 10:29 AM

Christopher Walken, with Denis Leary as vice president. I'd like to see a strong Suicide Kings America.

Broccoli Cheddar soup in a bread bowl.

Posted by: Luke at August 27, 2007 10:31 AM

Dennis Kucinich with Chowda

Posted by: Chicken Betty at August 27, 2007 10:32 AM

The Hill, lentil w/ham or bacon. Boooyaaaa.

Posted by: SHadey at August 27, 2007 10:34 AM



Posted by: Steve at August 27, 2007 10:37 AM

New England Style Clam Chowder is the best soup in the galaxy. It'd make a good president too...

Posted by: Fudge at August 27, 2007 10:38 AM

Don Cherry for any high level political office.

Italian wedding soup always gets my vote.

Posted by: J. Stewart at August 27, 2007 10:40 AM

Hill-dog can't win, she's got a snuke in her sniz.

Nixon will come back to life at the last second and sweep the polls.

BeerCheese soup. Greatest invention by humans since beer and cheese.

Posted by: Apt-1b at August 27, 2007 10:41 AM

Gordon Ramsay

Hobo Soup

(I said Gordon because he could make a national soup when he becomes he would scream at everyone!)

Posted by: ORKMommy at August 27, 2007 10:41 AM

The lesser of two evils
Bean with Bacon

Posted by: toneesh at August 27, 2007 10:44 AM

I believe our next President will be soup.

My favorite soup is Presidential.

Posted by: Clay at August 27, 2007 10:44 AM


Why limit the choices to a woman or a man? Compromise is the essence of democracy.

Squash soup, winter or summer.

Posted by: edith at August 27, 2007 10:46 AM

Romney.....just think all those first ladies!

Extra thick extra chunky New England Clam Chowder!!

Posted by: Bubbles at August 27, 2007 10:47 AM

I like Barack. I also like tortilla soup.

Posted by: Jennifer at August 27, 2007 10:47 AM

Ron Paul, I hope. (even though he's kinda overboard on immigration)

Tomato basil.

Posted by: Carolyn at August 27, 2007 10:48 AM

I hate to say it, but out of the popular candidates... Hilary Clinton. I dont really like her but I would hope that it would mix things up a little. Maybe in another 2024 years we will break free of the two party system!

And I would go with lobster bisque.

Posted by: Dave the Ninja at August 27, 2007 10:49 AM



Posted by: Cecilia at August 27, 2007 10:49 AM

I think Steve should be the next president, and the brain tree as your advisor. The tree can do all of the thinking!

Crab and Sweet Corn Chowder or Miso ;)

Posted by: FUYU at August 27, 2007 10:49 AM

Stuart Townsend

Chicken Tortilla...

In real life, who cares, the legacy of the next president will be " I cleaned up a huge mess".

Posted by: GonzoPhD at August 27, 2007 10:57 AM

Barack Obama.

Cheddar Ale soup from Free State Brewery in Lawrence, Kan. It comes with ciabatta-like rolls from nearby bakery Wheatfield's, which are best torn into small hunks and dropped into the soup. Yummmyyyyy!

Posted by: Dee at August 27, 2007 10:57 AM


Sweet corn chowder

Posted by: girlgeek at August 27, 2007 10:57 AM

Ron Paul, I hope! But I must admit, Christopher Walken would be welcome too.

Bush war pig (Oh lord yeah!) stew with minced Alberto Gonzales nuts.

Posted by: Mike at August 27, 2007 10:58 AM


New England Clam Chowder

Posted by: Jules at August 27, 2007 10:58 AM

Obama for Prez

Potato leek soup - TOPS ALL.

Posted by: Lor at August 27, 2007 10:59 AM

Pat Paulsen (RIP)

She Crab soup

Posted by: Rocksnob at August 27, 2007 11:07 AM


Egg drop

Posted by: CH at August 27, 2007 11:07 AM

some crazy democrat

french onion, of course!

Posted by: Joe at August 27, 2007 11:07 AM

Mike Huckabee

Italian Wedding Soup

Posted by: Bryan at August 27, 2007 11:09 AM

Christopher Walken!

Potato all the way.

Posted by: Adam at August 27, 2007 11:09 AM

Ron Paul

Tom Kha Gai

Posted by: IGY at August 27, 2007 11:09 AM

ozzy osbourne

manx broth

Posted by: minxkitty at August 27, 2007 11:13 AM

Hillary Clinton
Italian Wedding

Posted by: Ron Fields at August 27, 2007 11:14 AM

Soup: Split Pea Soup with ham and carrots and lots and lots and a lots of sourdough bread.

President: That girl on the new anchorshow on Fox.

Posted by: Largore at August 27, 2007 11:15 AM


Chicken Corn Chowder

Posted by: Bozric at August 27, 2007 11:15 AM

Anybody but the current prez. Chicken tortilla.

Posted by: aka at August 27, 2007 11:16 AM

Barack Obama.

I'd vote for him if i weren't a sophisticated european with no right to vote in the primitive warmongering US of A.

Oh and Hobo Soup.
Because if you aren't certain if the soups name is a euphimism for sperm, then it must be divine.

Posted by: Chris McDonkeypunch at August 27, 2007 11:18 AM

Al Gore with Steve as VP.

And Lobster Bisque all the way, but from Le Dog in Ann Arbor - yum!

Posted by: Robyn at August 27, 2007 11:23 AM

Pres: Obama

Soup: Hillary Clinton Bisque....Or shrimp.

(As long as she's not in office. I don't care what kind of soup you bring me if she is in office, bc I'll have bigger issues than soup.)

Posted by: Kara at August 27, 2007 11:25 AM

george bush, he'll somehow manage to con people into either letting him in or come up with some power that'll make him a dictator

Posted by: James Calvey at August 27, 2007 11:26 AM

Also a likely scenario. Damn that bloke should recieve a box of cookies in the mail.

If the FBI are monitoring this forum: I didn't mean it, i swear! Please i have kids, well no, but i COULD have!


Posted by: Chris McDonkeypunch at August 27, 2007 11:28 AM

Prez: Newt Gingrich or Sean Hannity

Posted by: Danaroo at August 27, 2007 11:29 AM

I for one welcome our alien overlords.

French Onion.

Posted by: Dex at August 27, 2007 11:29 AM

another rich white man...not that im bitter...
and speaking of rich and white and manly and another and ... new england clam chowder

Posted by: Cesar at August 27, 2007 11:29 AM

Cream of Mushroom and Cream of Mushroom!

(That's who I'm voting for anyway!)

Posted by: Bandit at August 27, 2007 11:30 AM

Somebody. With pants. Who wants to be president. Who has never been president before.

Pollo Caldo at Azul in Mill Creek, WA. I'm pretty sure I moaned with delight while eating it.

Posted by: Ellen at August 27, 2007 11:30 AM

Bill Pullman because he blew up those damn aliens and we need a president like that

Zuppa Toscano from Olive Garden

Posted by: Life Should be like the movies at August 27, 2007 11:30 AM

an american

jamie oliver's chickpea and leek soup

Posted by: ch at August 27, 2007 11:31 AM

My mom! She will take care of business, get things done, spend money wisely, make everyone talk nice, no hitting, she'll make a nice lasagne for everyone on Sundays and she will make sure we all get a good nights sleep.

Cream of anything in a bread bowl.

Posted by: Wendy Jo at August 27, 2007 11:33 AM

That guy from Law & Order... um... Vincent D'onofrio?

Spicy Corn Chowder.

Posted by: Andy at August 27, 2007 11:37 AM

Wait... I take it back. I like Wendy Jo's answer. I mean about the soup. I'm still voting for Det. Goren.

Posted by: Andy at August 27, 2007 11:38 AM

All of these soups seem delicious (except for onion. I hate onions). One thing I think we'd all agree on, though, is that soup is more important than the president.

Oh, I guess I'll go with Obama for pres. He seems popular on here, so no one will throw soup at me for saying him.

Posted by: Ruth at August 27, 2007 11:49 AM

In a stunning turn of events, Ralph Nader will be elected. Ralphie will have Dennis Kucinich as his VP, and both will be so stunned at this unexpected turn of events (seriously? you'd vote for a guy named 'ralph' or 'dennis'?), they will both have strokes and die. Nancy Pelosi will take over. Ted Kennedy will take her on a congratulatory car ride, he'll drive off a bridge, and she'll drown. Kennedy wins!!

Culver's Chicken 'n Wild Rice is the best soup EVER.

Posted by: maureenlynn at August 27, 2007 11:53 AM

At the moment, I'm think Barak Obama. And I'd love to see some presidential French Onion or Italian Wedding.

But, what I'm really worried about, is if the soup will have ByronBunch's "Croutons of Justice". That's key.

Posted by: Karen at August 27, 2007 11:54 AM

Ron Paul (if we are all lucky--and smart).

Potato. Not the cheesy kind.

Posted by: Jessie at August 27, 2007 11:54 AM

If not Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert, then Barack Obama for sure.

As far as soup goes... the soup special served at The Acropole, in St. Paul, MN. Preferably in a bread bowl, if I can mix it up a little.

Posted by: April Palo at August 27, 2007 11:57 AM

Barak Obama

...and for the president, I would like to see Egg Drop make it to office.

Posted by: Amsterdaam at August 27, 2007 11:59 AM


Tomato Basil

Posted by: Andy at August 27, 2007 12:00 PM

Henry Rollins should be president.

I love my homemade chicken soup!

Posted by: MAC Dodge at August 27, 2007 12:01 PM

Greg Graffin for prez
Pumpkin soup.

Posted by: Zara at August 27, 2007 12:05 PM

Who WILL be the next President, or who do I WANT to be the next President?

I think Hilary will most likely be the next. I liked our country when Bill was in office, and she probably ran things then anyway.

But if I could choose ANYONE, I think Samuel L. Jackson would be an awesome President. Who would mess with a Bad Ass MotherF*cker? =)

Oh, and my homemade chicken noodle soup. My secret ingredient? Cole slaw.

Posted by: unohav_1 at August 27, 2007 12:05 PM

I'm not a big soup fan period--the concept of liquid food throws me off a little bit--but potato leek (vegan) is pretty delish.

And probably Obama.

Posted by: Becci at August 27, 2007 12:07 PM

Oprah (for president)

French Canadian Pea Soup (for soup)

Posted by: Glen K. Amo at August 27, 2007 12:08 PM

/livesincanada :D
alternatively: The Tree Brains (the band). I mean, we'd all work together, and we obviously have similar goals. Plus we could just play music and then probably there'd be no more war.

aaand, Beef Barley, without a doubt.

Posted by: Deanna at August 27, 2007 12:08 PM

John McCain vs Barack Obama would be win/win

Even though I'm mexican, I'm always down for some good Phở

Posted by: Pbob at August 27, 2007 12:09 PM

Zack Morris

New England clam chowder

Posted by: Amanda, NY at August 27, 2007 12:11 PM

I will be the next president. Also, TOMATO FOR THE WIN

Posted by: Sammi at August 27, 2007 12:11 PM

I think that Bill Clinton would make a good president, cause hillary is a ho.

also, the best soup ever invented is soilent green. with a side of farva beans and a nice bottle of chianti.

Posted by: Bill Choda at August 27, 2007 12:12 PM

Jack Nicolson

Tom Yum Soup

Posted by: Carl at August 27, 2007 12:13 PM

BUSH '08 - Yes, a republican actually enjoys The Sneeze

Chicken Corn Chowder

Posted by: Jeff at August 27, 2007 12:15 PM

After the farce that is George W. Bush, I think a poo-flinging monkey would be an excellent choice for president.

The best soup I ever had was a Tomato-Basil soup that I had at the Mongolie Grill.

Posted by: Wrex at August 27, 2007 12:21 PM

If you don't like the same soups I do, you hate our troops.

Posted by: will at August 27, 2007 12:29 PM


i just really want some soup.

(i vote daniel craig. cause he's hot.)

Posted by: amywithlemon at August 27, 2007 12:32 PM

Zaphod Beeblebrox!

Peanut Soup, Colonial Williamsburg, USA

Posted by: Yakuza of the Royal Canadian Steve McQueen Police at August 27, 2007 12:32 PM

Alfred E. Newman

Posted by: Scot V at August 27, 2007 12:36 PM

First, I must give props:
"If you don't like the same soups I do, you hate our troops. - Posted by: will at August 27, 2007 12:29 PM"

I nearly spit my favorite Homemade Chunky Tomato and Roated Pepper soup all over the monitor. Noice one.

Chistopher Walkin. No-o. Duck leg.

Posted by: Sabrina at August 27, 2007 12:44 PM

Kevin Smith for Pres. George Carlin for Vice Pres.
and Gumbo is the best soup/stew ever.

Posted by: Sabrina D at August 27, 2007 12:47 PM

Pres: Dan Quayle

Soup: Potatoe

Posted by: Kerry at August 27, 2007 12:48 PM

Some Chowderhead

Some Chowder

Posted by: Mizjosie at August 27, 2007 12:51 PM

obama with a side of tomato (grilled cheese optional)

Posted by: Kate at August 27, 2007 12:52 PM

Kang, or is it Kodos?

and Snapper Soup

Posted by: darrell at August 27, 2007 12:55 PM

President: Tree Brain for sure!

Soup: Baked Potato Soup from Houlihans... like no other!!!

Posted by: niki at August 27, 2007 12:56 PM

that's a lot of damn opinions.

Posted by: matt at August 27, 2007 1:05 PM

President: Tom Cruise [You have to admit, it would be slightly amuzing... disturbing, but amuzing.]

Soup: Brockley Cheese.

[Oh yes, and to the person above who said that Daniel Craig is "hot".... Shame on you! Pierce Brosnan is much hotter.]

Posted by: faerie at August 27, 2007 1:08 PM

Obama. Primarily because he presents himself as a *gasp* real person with real thoughts. Secondarily because I would get a kick out of having someone in the Oval Office with the middle name "Hussein".

Pho. All the way, all the time.

Posted by: Meredith at August 27, 2007 1:08 PM

President: Tom Servo
Soup: New England Clam Chowder

Posted by: Cody at August 27, 2007 1:09 PM

I'm not sure about the presidential part of your question, but I am very fond of New England Clam Chowder. But without the celery. And maybe add some bacon. And cheese. And possibly some green onions. That sounds mighty tasty...

Posted by: Beth at August 27, 2007 1:11 PM

Barack Obama.

Corn Chowder.

Posted by: Emily at August 27, 2007 1:11 PM

Billary Clinton and Ham and potatoe.

Would say Barrack Obama, but you know there would be an attempted assasination real quick by all the hillbillys.

Posted by: derrickgott007 at August 27, 2007 1:11 PM


Posted by: derrickgott007 at August 27, 2007 1:12 PM

President: Christopher Walken

Soup: cream of mushroom soup

Posted by: Andrew at August 27, 2007 1:12 PM

Osama Bin Laden


Cock A Leekie

Posted by: Nate at August 27, 2007 1:16 PM

sigh . . . Giuliani. (9/11!! 9/11!!)

Cream of Chicken and Wild Rice from Panera.

Posted by: Jen at August 27, 2007 1:18 PM

The Tree Brain, what with its awesome powers and great intelligence will take over the entire United States system of government. It will then proceed to make the Tree Brain Thief Hat Woman into soup, which Steve will feature in his "Steve Don't Eat It Section," and disapprove of.

Posted by: d00dlejubilee at August 27, 2007 1:20 PM

Another political puppet, willing to play up to the power-loving world bankers.

Split pea soup

Posted by: Keith Jones at August 27, 2007 1:21 PM

Dennis Haysbert & zuppa toscana.

Posted by: Haysbert08 at August 27, 2007 1:21 PM

The black guy

My mom's potato soup.

Posted by: Ruben at August 27, 2007 1:21 PM

*Will* be, or *should* be....?

Will be: I have no idea as American Politics disgusts me.

Should be: Oprah Winfrey - 'cause she's awesome, smart, rich, and would probably do something good for the country

Tomato with Rice

Posted by: Steven at August 27, 2007 1:22 PM

Campbell's Chunky Sirloin Burger.

Oh, and...



Posted by: Big J at August 27, 2007 1:23 PM

Chuck Mangione with Joe Piscopo in the vice president's seat. Or Obama, if you nasty.

Clam chowder.

Posted by: Josh Mock at August 27, 2007 1:25 PM

MacGyver should definitely be president!

And as far as soup goes, something cheesy, but you gotta make the spoon out of a paper clip!

Posted by: Big Nate at August 27, 2007 1:27 PM

Harrison Ford (But not the current Harrison Ford. The one from Indiana Jones)

Curried Zucchini Soup
(my wife makes this from scratch and it curls my toes it's so friggin' good)

Posted by: Jones at August 27, 2007 1:28 PM

I had a candidate in mind, did the research, and came to a solid conclusion, but then i saw Barry Manilow donated $2,300 to Ron Paul so that made my decision for me. Plus it only adds credibility to my "I'm With Manilow" T-shirt.

And if I put stuff in bowl and eat it with a spoon does that make it soup? If so, then I vote wood glue.

Posted by: Lucas at August 27, 2007 1:33 PM

I'm voting for you Steve
Best soup is chicken noodle

Posted by: honey at August 27, 2007 1:34 PM

Hm, Probly Obama.

And the best soup? Italian wedding soup!

Posted by: B at August 27, 2007 1:42 PM

My grandma's creamy potato soup is the best. I love to eat it. Maybe Kinky Friedman should be Prez!

Posted by: Ryan Pappan at August 27, 2007 1:47 PM

1. The Tree Brain (it's smarter than Dubya, as far as I can has a brain!)

2. Cheddar Ale (or Beer Cheese, as I used to call it).

Posted by: Courtney B. at August 27, 2007 1:50 PM

Well, the next president is obviously going to be Cap'n Crunch (assuming he's willing to retire from active military service). To my knowledge, he's the only candidate offering a pro-crunchberry platform. And, really, is any voter in their right mind ANTI-crunchberry?

I don't think we can count on Captain Crunch. Does anyone read the webcomic Perry Bible Fellowship? (No it isn't a christian comic...)

if you check out his commander crisp comic you will see what could happen to the ol captain.

I vote My mother... who is hella mean when she needs to be.. and homeade chicken soup with dumplings!

Annette Lynn

Posted by: Annette Lynn at August 27, 2007 1:51 PM


Chilled Avocado with hummus. Mmm.

Now I have to get some soup. Excuse me.

Posted by: Jon at August 27, 2007 1:52 PM



I would vote for gazpacho in anything.

Posted by: jared at August 27, 2007 1:54 PM


Corn Chowder

Posted by: JillstuckinOH2 at August 27, 2007 1:58 PM

It doesn't matter much who wins - it will almost certainly be a republican or democrat. As such, they'll be so busy following agendas that they won't get a chance to make much of a real difference. Almost certainly the first 4 years will be spent trying to win people over just enough to get re-elected but not so much that it scares people away. Sooo boring.

That being said... I'm guessing it'll be Obama.

And Amy's Veggie Chili.

Posted by: Jem Tallon at August 27, 2007 2:04 PM

Michael Myers.

New England Clam Chowder. In a bread bowl, but without the crust.

Posted by: H2Oisthedevil at August 27, 2007 2:05 PM

Mayor Joe Quimby
Clam "Say it right Frenchie!" Chow-Dah

Posted by: jared at August 27, 2007 2:10 PM

That hot assistant DA from Law & Order... no, dammit, not Fred Thompson.

And the Golden Horn restaurant in Asheville, NC had this awesome roasted red pepper soup. Mmm.

Posted by: chess h at August 27, 2007 2:10 PM


Posted by: franklin at August 27, 2007 2:10 PM

wayne gottstine for president

chicken tortilla

Posted by: rondog at August 27, 2007 2:11 PM

Hmm.......Hopefully Obama.
Strawberry Clam!
j/k, I really like Italian Wedding, try it if you havnt

Posted by: Sofia at August 27, 2007 2:18 PM

I'd have to say the best choice available for president would be Hillary.

And for Soup, something a little warmer...

Posted by: ronodog at August 27, 2007 2:21 PM

So, I'm thinking someone intelligent and insightful for president... and Campbell's chicken and stars for best soup.

Posted by: Em at August 27, 2007 2:22 PM

Stephen Colbert


Posted by: Iain Burke at August 27, 2007 2:24 PM

Barack Obama and melted ice cream.

Posted by: Brett at August 27, 2007 2:25 PM

I have no idea about who will be president, but there is no soup like pumpkin soup.

Posted by: Kat at August 27, 2007 2:26 PM

John Stweart and Potato Leek Bisque

Posted by: Shannon at August 27, 2007 2:26 PM

President: Russ Feingold...I wish!
Soup: New England Clam Chowder.

Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Laura at August 27, 2007 2:31 PM

Tomato Bisque and Tomato Bisque/Saltines for VP.

Posted by: grouchosuave at August 27, 2007 2:31 PM

miso soup. especially the kind in the bowl with the noodles.

it would also make a great president.

Posted by: Marisa at August 27, 2007 2:34 PM

Obama and Tomato in '08.

Posted by: Telanis at August 27, 2007 2:35 PM

Giada from the Food Network cus I think diplomatic relations with other nations will improve if our president has a great rack and can cook too.

Oh, and New England clam chowder.

Posted by: Sam at August 27, 2007 2:39 PM

1. Obama

2. Beef Stew like grandma made.

Posted by: Berchan at August 27, 2007 2:40 PM

Obama or a grilled cheese sandwich.

Creamy Potato-Kale Soup. (My boyfriend makes it. It rocks hard.)

Posted by: Me-ah at August 27, 2007 2:49 PM


Wolfgang Puck's Thick Hearty Country Vegetable.

Posted by: Aubrey at August 27, 2007 2:49 PM


French onion au gratin.. yummy!

Posted by: Reggie at August 27, 2007 2:51 PM

While it's too early to decide who will be President, it's never too early for soup.

Vote Butternut Squash Bisque in 08!

Posted by: Rebecca at August 27, 2007 2:53 PM

A tomato. Both ways.

It's smarter than all the cantidates anyways.

Posted by: Al at August 27, 2007 2:55 PM

No one black or female, and French Onion. The French Onion that comes in a bowl with an inch of cheese melted on top.

Posted by: Mom at August 27, 2007 2:56 PM

Anyone who wears this tshirt!

And for the soup... Shrimp bisque from Wildfire!

Posted by: menzach at August 27, 2007 2:56 PM

Hayao Miyazaki

Chicken with Ramen Noodles

Posted by: katsie at August 27, 2007 2:56 PM

Obama and cheese-y potato with leaks.

Posted by: Melissa at August 27, 2007 2:57 PM

Barack Obama just sounds like a type of soup to me. Didn't he admit to smokin pot? Cool... Him.

As far as soup: My favorite is Du Jour

Posted by: RonniewithanR at August 27, 2007 2:58 PM

Eh. It will probably be Hilary. Eh.

I'm a huge fan of plain ol' tomato soup!

Posted by: Mark O. at August 27, 2007 3:00 PM

prez- democrat

soup? Talk

Posted by: sophanne at August 27, 2007 3:01 PM

Steve, obviously.

I also predict a high likelihood of reelection if you campaign on your soon-to-be-successful Tree Brain Soup being franchised to Waffle Houses nation wide.

Posted by: ooter at August 27, 2007 3:02 PM

jon stewart.

potato and dill.

Posted by: emily at August 27, 2007 3:02 PM



Posted by: Granticus Finch at August 27, 2007 3:02 PM

Gregory Peck

Ice cream soup

Posted by: Andonium at August 27, 2007 3:05 PM

Obama, if we have any hope.

Chili con queso. SO. MUCH. QUESO.

Posted by: Heather at August 27, 2007 3:05 PM

The first time Dub-ya got elected, I joked I was going to move to Spain.

The second time he got elected, I seriously considered it.

I'll tell ya....if he gets elected a third time, I am outta here.

Julia Childs' Potage Parmentier is positively sublime. Nothing but water, potatoes, leeks, and salt. It's perfect.

Posted by: Megan at August 27, 2007 3:07 PM

I can only hope that whoever is the leader of the democrats will win, for humanity's sake. (I'm a quebecker by the way, so I don't buy all those republican politics (mostly speaking of war and environment).

If you ever come in Quebec, you MUST stop at a St-Hubert and try the Cream of Chicken (ok it seems a little... uhm... well you know what I mean) it is THE greatest soup of all times, really. I can send a canned one to Steeve so he can try it in a future... uh... Steve's EAT IT NOW episode or whatever.

Posted by: Karl-Philip Vallée at August 27, 2007 3:10 PM

I have to reverse my answers...

Soup: Vegi Chicken with lots and lots of Matzah balls!

Pres: someone smarter then the soup and with more balls!

Posted by: Jesse at August 27, 2007 3:14 PM

Obama obama obama

And cream of chives (is that a soup? if not I don't know what I'm thinking of)

Posted by: Laura at August 27, 2007 3:23 PM

I'm going to go with...Lassie.
And alphabet soup.

Posted by: Oliver. at August 27, 2007 3:26 PM

captain crunch, cause he wont care if you sign up for his crew wearing sweatpants and a wifebeater. hurray for no dress code!!

im a big fan of muligatani

Posted by: Doug at August 27, 2007 3:27 PM

1. I vote Steve for president 2008. I think someone's been ripping down your posters and editing your commercials, though; I haven't seen any yet. Or are you just running late?

2. Cheese and broccoli.

Posted by: Chris at August 27, 2007 3:32 PM

Barack Obama. He's smart, creative and pragmatic.

I'm partial to mustard soup, but frankly, I find it easier to select a president.

Posted by: cronopio at August 27, 2007 3:42 PM


Tomato soup on grilled cheese

Posted by: stev3 at August 27, 2007 3:45 PM

barack obama with the carrot and coriander in the white house

Posted by: mike doorly at August 27, 2007 3:47 PM

soup: hot & sour with a side of blowjob.

You can't tell me you'd rather have lobster bisque than that?!?

president: I don't care if I get my soup...

Posted by: cartman at August 27, 2007 3:53 PM

Al Gore -- Grandma's Matzo Ball Soup

Posted by: Nora at August 27, 2007 4:03 PM

Progresso's Chickerina, for both answers.

Posted by: Kristyn at August 27, 2007 4:14 PM

president: steeve

greatest soup:ten ingriedients water

Posted by: mikesommer at August 27, 2007 4:15 PM

Prez: Jon Stewart (write-in)
Soup: Tom Kha Gai

Posted by: Tracy27 at August 27, 2007 4:18 PM

President = Clinton....

Soup = Corn Chowder from the Tower Cafe in Sacramento.

Posted by: Emily at August 27, 2007 4:21 PM

Senator Cheese of Wisconsin and Cream of Hillary Clinton.

Wait a minute...

Posted by: Sally Villarreal at August 27, 2007 4:22 PM

The best soup is Ross Perot.

The next prez will be Chunky Beef.

Posted by: Barf at August 27, 2007 4:22 PM

president: steeve

greatest soup: ten ingriedients water

Posted by: mikesommer at August 27, 2007 4:23 PM

John Edwards

clam chowder with oyster crackers and a bread bowl. :

Posted by: Madam at August 27, 2007 4:24 PM

If not Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert, then Barack Obama for sure.

As far as soup goes... the soup special served at The Acropole, in St. Paul, MN. Preferably in a bread bowl, if I can mix it up a little.

Posted by: April Palo at August 27, 2007 11:57 AM

Or Alfred E. Newman. But best of all would be Commisioner Gordon. Or batman.

Posted by: Eggrollsaretasty at August 27, 2007 4:27 PM

I'm not so into the presidential election, as long as Hilary Clinton doesn't win. I mean, power to women and all, but some of her views are...

as far as soup, I have to be a vegetarian and say vegetable soup. Although, as much as I hate to say it, I've had rattlesnake and cactus soup before, and it wasn't too bad....until I found out what I was eating

Posted by: Kiarra at August 27, 2007 4:30 PM

Alright, I have a better one. I'll go with Steve for prez, but he has to protect us from the seasonal tree brains. I'm going with the following appropriate soup:


This is a delicately flavored oriental-style soup which allows the subtle
Polypore flavor to come through.

3 quarts rich chicken broth
3 to 4 cups diced P. sulphureus
1.5 to 2 cups thinly sliced leeks
6 to 8 shallots, chopped
3/4 cup dry white wine, vermouth or sherry
Salt and pepper
1 teaspoon of one of the following:
chopped parsley, chervil, chives or coriander leaf
3 cups shredded poached chicken

Place all of the ingredients except the chicken, salt and pepper in a large
soup pot, simmer gently for 20 to 30 minutes.
When the soup is hot and the vegetables are tender, add the chicken. Simmer
until just heated through. Season with fresh ground pepper; add salt only if

(Polyporus Sulphureus is the scientific name for "external brain of evil tree")

Posted by: Barf at August 27, 2007 4:31 PM

President = Ron Paul

Soup = Hobo - A jungle recipe fit for a King!

Posted by: J.G.Jones at August 27, 2007 4:31 PM

I think Steve Irwin would have made a great President or Big Kev. (it's an Australian thing) as for the soup well I make an awesome Potato & Leek soup. It's so so so good it needed three so's.

Posted by: Laurel Jane at August 27, 2007 4:32 PM

I'm hoping for Hllary. And personally, I hold corn chowder in high regard. :)

Posted by: brooklyn at August 27, 2007 4:32 PM

Stephen Colbert

One time, I had a tropical cold soup and it tasted like heaven, if heaven had a taste.

Posted by: Ruth at August 27, 2007 4:44 PM

President: I'd like Bill Richardson, but realistically I'm hoping for Hilary Clinton

Soup: Without question, Crawfish, Corn and Potato. With Shrip and Corn a close second.

Posted by: Sheryl at August 27, 2007 4:45 PM

I think you'd make the best president if you ran for elections. Even though you'd probably organize recon missions around tree brain to stop the tree brain stealing lady, and you'd chance the national anthem to a Cloud Cult song, most of us would enjoy your humor, on a larger scale. (Presidential scale.)

Favourite soup? What about tree brain soup?

Posted by: Thierry at August 27, 2007 4:50 PM

Hiliary Clinton

and French Onion soup (but don't eat the onions!)

Posted by: Jumper54 at August 27, 2007 4:51 PM

As an Aussie I'd like you to take two of our national pests.
John Howard for Prez
Kangaroo for Soup.

Posted by: anotherSteve at August 27, 2007 4:56 PM

I think that the next President will be... Lewis Black.

As for the best soup... Shrimp and Asparagus Bisque.

Posted by: Sara at August 27, 2007 4:56 PM

Jed Bartlet. And Broccoli Cheddar. Now to decide which one to write in..

Posted by: Nicole at August 27, 2007 5:15 PM

Potage St. Germain for president, Gazpacho for vice president. And Barak Obama in a can.

Posted by: Julie at August 27, 2007 5:16 PM

I think Paris Hilton is a nice successor of Mr. Bush's Presidency, she is dumb enough...

Chicken Noodle...

Tricky Question...

Posted by: [Z] at August 27, 2007 5:16 PM

Giuliani for president!

Corn Chowder for soup! More specifically my mom's corn chowder.

Posted by: RN at August 27, 2007 5:16 PM

Dane Cook.......creamy chicken and wild rice

Posted by: Mary at August 27, 2007 5:17 PM

Bean with Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: James at August 27, 2007 5:19 PM

I'm too lazy to read all the comments to find out if this has been suggested yet or not, but how 'bout we throw that Tree Brain into a soup and elect YOU president, Steve? Or Craig Minowa.

Posted by: CanDea at August 27, 2007 5:21 PM

Tree Brain for President!

Broccoli Cheddar from Panera. Yummy Yummy!

Posted by: emby at August 27, 2007 5:22 PM

Hillary Clinton and Flying Pig's soup.

Posted by: This Guy at August 27, 2007 5:22 PM

I'd like to see a human being as President for once. This Scarecrow gig is getting on my nerves.

Cream of Oyster soup.

Posted by: The Counter at August 27, 2007 5:25 PM

Hillary Clinton

Chicken Corn Chowder

Posted by: tara at August 27, 2007 5:26 PM


Vegetable is the best soup.. but judging from the past few years vegetables don't make good presidents...

Ron Paul.

Posted by: Josh at August 27, 2007 5:27 PM

The next President of the United States will be the JFK that erased himself from existence by assassinating himself. (It's a causality problem; don't worry about it.)

The best soup ever is stew.

Posted by: trekkie at August 27, 2007 5:33 PM

Stephen Colbert
Chicken Noooodle.

Posted by: Nancy at August 27, 2007 5:37 PM

First choice is Oprah. But realistically, I'll take any Democrat over the Republicans.

Soup: lemon rice with some grilled pita bread

Posted by: Sandy at August 27, 2007 5:38 PM

Craig Minowa


Posted by: Interpol at August 27, 2007 5:41 PM


Spaghetti O's

Posted by: Kaye at August 27, 2007 5:43 PM

Prez: Obama is the MAN!!!
Soup: Lobster Bisque with those little oyster crackers!!

Posted by: Lisa at August 27, 2007 5:47 PM

Hillary. Cause women think more

Ramen noodle soup. mmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Me at August 27, 2007 5:54 PM


Chicken Noodle

Posted by: Wade at August 27, 2007 5:59 PM

President, schmesident. I just read all these damn comments and still can't figure out what soup is the best. Either tomato, baked potato, broccoli cheddar, gumbo (mmm), or......

Posted by: Loucke at August 27, 2007 5:59 PM

DATE: 08/27/2007 06:04:20 PM

Posted by: kim at August 27, 2007 6:04 PM

DATE: 08/27/2007 06:04:38 PM

Posted by: kim at August 27, 2007 6:04 PM

condi rice - chicken with rice...

Posted by: Dave at August 27, 2007 6:06 PM

Jenna & Barbara Bush


Posted by: Moses at August 27, 2007 6:06 PM

Ron Paul.

Baked Potato Soup from Atlanta Bread Company. Its exquisite.

Posted by: Cambria at August 27, 2007 6:13 PM

a democrat, mostly because the republicans haven't got a decent face among them, not because the democrats are actually compelling, or wise, or even good for the country, but because the republicans have noone worth voting for.

It's a case of "First place loser" this time around.

I'm thinking Obama is probably first place loser.

As for soup, I'm pretty keen on Cream of Mushroom.

yum yum.

Posted by: Matthew at August 27, 2007 6:19 PM

Wow, talk about "impressive traffic"!

Hey, Steve, let's talk about religion next - and, of course, a favorite bread to go with the soup.

Posted by: J.G.Jones at August 27, 2007 6:19 PM

Wow, talk about "impressive traffic"!

Hey, Steve, let's talk about religion next - and, of course, a favorite bread to go with the soup.

Posted by: J.G.Jones at August 27, 2007 6:19 PM

My cat, Lucy. And i'm a fan of cream of potato, as long as there's a fresh grilled ham-and-cheese sandwich to go along with it.

Posted by: Bronzey at August 27, 2007 6:23 PM

Dan Quayle


Posted by: David at August 27, 2007 6:24 PM

First off I would like to commend Steve on his amazing ability to make two entirely different questions go together so nicely.

So now to the question.

Anything would be better than Bush by far. But it would be nice to have someone who can speak English. I mean come on, do we really need a president that can speak better Spanish than English. I think not. But Clinton is looking pretty good at the moment.

And Vegetable Beef. Campbell's of course.

Posted by: Michelle at August 27, 2007 6:37 PM


Corn Chowder.

Posted by: Marlespo at August 27, 2007 6:39 PM

Well, traffic was generated!!

Gore /cry

Chicken-cauliflower stew FTW!!!
but Lobster Bisque is the obvious runner-up

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2007 6:44 PM

I would love for Obama to win the primary at the very least. I just hope Hillary doesn't win. I'm all for a woman president but I want a good woman president.

Miso soup is my favorite.

Posted by: Rachel at August 27, 2007 6:54 PM

Cream of Obama soup?

Posted by: Elmo at August 27, 2007 7:07 PM

I think a cool cat like Bob Barker would do fine, who doesn't like BOB? Plus he's not doing anything anymore anyway.

Bacon Corn Chowder, if that's considered a soup. Mmmmm.

Posted by: Andrew Q. at August 27, 2007 7:07 PM

jon stewart

new england clam chowder in a bread bowl

Posted by: meow at August 27, 2007 7:12 PM

now i wan to go eat some soup. and grilled cheese. hmm.

i'd vote for harry potter.

and tomato is my soup of choice.

Posted by: lani at August 27, 2007 7:16 PM

I shall not only be the next president of the U.S.A. but also the supreme grand poohbah of the universe! ...well except for alabama as i haven't any front teeth missing and me cousins have thus far spurred any advances. As far as the best soup?
BEAN WITH BACON!!!!!! not only does it have the wholesome,smoky taste of piggy goodness,and even some chunks if buy the posh brands which make you all warm and toasty on a cold mid winter evening,whilst snuggled up by the fire with a lass and laprobes.BUT! it also has the high otcane side effects,of pure beany fart fuel!,which comes in mighty handy when ur all finished eating your soup,and your arm is going all numb and the fire is dying down and getting boring. so u hold her head under the laprobes and unleash a mighty blast of campbells fire starter! oh and then run like hell afore the bowl u carelessly left within reach goes sailing at ur head! muahahahaha!!!!!!

Posted by: oxyacetylene at August 27, 2007 7:18 PM

Carol Channing

Split Pea with Ham

Posted by: White Head at August 27, 2007 7:26 PM

Eric Cartman for President.

Anything by Campbell.

Posted by: Dodo bird at August 27, 2007 7:32 PM

Paul Anka...

But in case he's not on the ballot in Wisconsin, I'm sure Obama will be.

My mom makes this kickin' cheddar, beer, ham, and potato soup that is soooooooo good in my homemade bread bowls!

Posted by: Mande at August 27, 2007 7:32 PM

the green party candidate

egg drop

Posted by: don't panic at August 27, 2007 7:38 PM

Someone that will take the high road for a change and won't f*ck the planet just for the sake of facilitating international trade. Yeah, yeah, in my dreams, I know.

Soup: Tie between curried butternut squash, clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl, pho, thai lemongrass, and sweet potato peanut. And Campbell's vegetable, made with milk. Different moods call for different soups.

Posted by: melissa at August 27, 2007 7:39 PM

chuck norris

mrs. grass's noodle

Posted by: emily at August 27, 2007 7:40 PM

To SoulFood who said "Stephen Harper".. I shake my head in disgust.

I'd say some French Onion along with a nice little Green Liberal

Posted by: Steve at August 27, 2007 7:46 PM

Tree Brain

and Meso Soup? or does gumbo count? because a good gumbo is tops anyday

Posted by: kjun at August 27, 2007 8:00 PM

I can't choose between WendyJo's mom and Sissely from the Next Pussycat Doll.

And Chicken Noodle + carrots and babies. Mmmmm. Human flesh.

Posted by: Marina Orsini at August 27, 2007 8:09 PM

Hannah Montana for president, and Chicken Soup for the Preteen soul.

Posted by: John at August 27, 2007 8:17 PM

Barack Obama

Seafood Gumbo in Boule Bread bowl from Ralph and Kakoo's Restauraunt in Shreveport by God Louisiana.

Posted by: cfisherrn at August 27, 2007 8:18 PM

i'm not american but i vote steve.
and minestrone.

Posted by: Kristin at August 27, 2007 8:22 PM

Gilbert Gottfried, families would gather 'round each and every speech to hear how he deals with the issues of the world with such a funny voice.

I like alphabet soup.

Posted by: Thomas Bingo at August 27, 2007 8:23 PM

Rex Manning - then we really can have Rex Manning Day!
Irish Stew so thick you can make it into a sandwich.

Posted by: Julia Gulia at August 27, 2007 8:26 PM

Bin Laden - the libs luuuuuuv him!

Tortilla Soup

Posted by: my own private idaho potatoe at August 27, 2007 8:32 PM

Henry Winkler

chlamydia chowder

Posted by: Shaun at August 27, 2007 8:34 PM

My first answer was going to be you, but I don't really want you as President because I want to marry you, but I'm really not all that into being first lady, so I'll go with the next great dude and say Johnny Depp. The world would be too cool.

Lobster bisque rocks!

Posted by: kelcut at August 27, 2007 8:36 PM

Prez: Capt. Samuel Vimes

Soup: Anything by C.M.H.O. Dibbler

Posted by: Geisha Girl at August 27, 2007 8:51 PM

Ron Paul and Hobo Soup!

Posted by: Tracy Fennell at August 27, 2007 9:18 PM

The answer to both questions is New England-style clam chowder.

Posted by: Jonathan at August 27, 2007 9:19 PM

I vote Red Lentil Soup for both positions!

Posted by: Jen at August 27, 2007 9:26 PM

it's gotta be suri cruise... it'll be the first of many stages in TomKat's plan for world domination. let's face it she'd probably do a better job than the current administration..

oh, and pumpkin soup, definitely pumpkin!

Posted by: prow at August 27, 2007 9:29 PM

Jon Stewart and definitely Clam Chowder. Does clam chowder still make it in the boundaries for soup? 'Cause it damn well should.

Posted by: Dorsa at August 27, 2007 9:32 PM

dennis kucinich

you just can't beat chicken noodle

Posted by: mac at August 27, 2007 9:32 PM

Obama and/or Sam Waterston

potato bacon and/or gumbo

Posted by: Joy at August 27, 2007 9:34 PM

no wonder you have your comments closed, you were run over by the "commenting bull herd."

as it's been said, i think hilary will be good to mix things up a little.

corn chowder

Posted by: piglet at August 27, 2007 9:41 PM

My 6 year old bro Laser


Posted by: ChetserThunderhammer at August 27, 2007 9:41 PM

It's obviously going to be a rich white man, because who else is it ever?

Also, seafood chowder is absolutely delicious.

Posted by: Jenna at August 27, 2007 9:46 PM


Barack Obama

in that order.

Posted by: Katie at August 27, 2007 9:49 PM

George Clooney and Matt Damon double team, I don't care who gets Prez and who gets VP.

Chicken and dumpling soup for every voter.

Posted by: Andrew at August 27, 2007 9:55 PM

Does it matter?
Tortilla soup

Posted by: Lotta at August 27, 2007 10:01 PM

Tony Blair
Potato Vegetable (must contain Leeks and Peas).

Posted by: Edward at August 27, 2007 10:05 PM

I agree with everyone who suggested that Steve should be president.

Home made chicken soup is the best.

Posted by: Kristen at August 27, 2007 10:34 PM

Steve, your son seems like a good bet!

Kangaroo Tail Soup

Posted by: AussieGirl at August 27, 2007 10:53 PM

yay i get to vote this time! ..not hilary PLEASE.

and hot n sour. or melted-icecream-soup

Posted by: sami at August 27, 2007 10:59 PM

Prez: Obviously it should be YOU.

Soup: I enjoy a delicious butternut squash soup.

Posted by: LMizzle at August 27, 2007 11:14 PM

I think the next president will be Bill Gates- he's already ripping us and he's already hated by the majority...worldwide...

As for the soup: absolutely without a doubt- pumpkin soup with cream....almost as good as BIOSHOCK...

Posted by: yangor at August 27, 2007 11:25 PM

Kucinich with spinach in a stew
He is the president, he is who
Vote for him to get a pie
From me, the pie guy.

For the record I have no pies. Well, maybe one.

But it's mine.

Posted by: Harrison at August 27, 2007 11:49 PM

Typically I hate most candidates of the bipartisan system thats set up, but having looked at all the candidates there is one who is really great. Democrat Dennis Kuchinich. The main media doesn't report on him because they are devoted to evil, but he has by far the most progressive stance of all the candidates. Obama & Hillary are frontin, they have major corporate interest behind their campaines. Kuchinich is for peace and he is honestly not a crook. Just research him he is amazing but no one knows who he is. As for the soup I keep it simple with the Sapporo Ichiban noodle soup, any flavor. I need the MSG to stay alive.

Posted by: Nick at August 28, 2007 12:34 AM

I predict a tie between Matt Groening and Dogbert.

Luckily, the Velouté Dubarry won't have to fight no one and win it's deserved first position really easily.

Posted by: Werefern at August 28, 2007 12:54 AM

WAKE UP PEOPLE! The Clam Chowder special interest groups RUN the media!

Posted by: cue at August 28, 2007 1:24 AM


Chicken noodle with hotsauce in it.

Posted by: Hillary at August 28, 2007 2:37 AM

You can't stop the Obamanation!

Maryland crab from Laurienzo.

Posted by: Ryan at August 28, 2007 3:06 AM

With 300-some-odd comments ahead of me, I can't be absolutely certain that no one mentioned this particular soup before, but if I really am the first, I should clearly be president.

Posted by: Jennifer M at August 28, 2007 4:12 AM

The answer to both questions is, of course, Cream of Mushroom Soup.

Posted by: Matt at August 28, 2007 4:25 AM

Dave Barry and

Posted by: Eli at August 28, 2007 4:40 AM

president: harrison ford, because he has a great track record, conditional upon anne archer being first lady.

soup: the one made for you when you are sick, because things made with love taste good. though things made with love AND the ingredients for miso soup taste even better.

Posted by: Damien at August 28, 2007 4:47 AM


Cream of Brocolli.

Posted by: Erica at August 28, 2007 4:51 AM

The next president will be a dictator, and his name is George W. Bush. You will all be living under Martial Law after the dollar crashes, and this will happen pretty soon. O forget about protesting, it's too late for you sheeple. Sorry if I offend anyone, but that's what I think will happen.

Posted by: Stekel from Holland at August 28, 2007 4:59 AM

The best soup is made of ill-educated Americans who have seen nothing of the world and still think that their 'democracy' is THE BEST YEAH!

Posted by: Stekel from Holland at August 28, 2007 5:02 AM

If you're wondering: they serve it daily in Iraq while the folks back home are paying taxes, watching Idols and reading Steve don't Eat It.

Posted by: Stekel from Holland at August 28, 2007 5:04 AM

How about, Warm macaroni for prez. and an old fashioned hillary obama gispatchio for dinner

Posted by: jeff at August 28, 2007 5:27 AM

Funny rabbit run: My daughter while searching for pictures of the white house for her desktop, clearly unhappy with the foliage in each, turns and says to me. "Dad i want a white house without any bushes in it." OMG

Posted by: jeff at August 28, 2007 5:29 AM

Let's see...for fun sake I think Christopher Walken would make a most fantabulous pres. I think he'd be way better at the speech giving than any before him. You should hear him recite "The Raven" by Poe, awesome.

For real tho...I feel the country needs a democrat this time around and I want to be offered a choice that the country is actually ready to handle. Hillary and Obama are fine with me either way, all presidential candidates are nuts and lie; but I'm not sure the country is ready and willing to vote in a woman or a (insert politically correct and unracial adjective here) man. So, I'm voting for the democrat that can go all the way.

As for the soup...American Cheese Soup, my own personal and locally revered delight...

Posted by: JJ at August 28, 2007 5:32 AM

My Wife

The Clam Chowder at Outback

Posted by: Chad Myhre at August 28, 2007 5:38 AM

My dog, Gizmo


Posted by: Kate at August 28, 2007 5:43 AM


How sad is it that the President answer is easier to answer than the soup? Hmm too many choices in soup...

Potato soup w/cheese.

Done and done.

Posted by: Logan at August 28, 2007 5:54 AM

Obama Forevah

Clam Chowder, but only if it's from Boston (preferably the restarant in the Sheraton).

Posted by: Sleek at August 28, 2007 6:00 AM

People....if you are going to let someone else tell you to vote (see Angie, above as example), then don't even bother. Have an opinion, for the love of Pete! As for me...none of these shmuks yet.

Soup? Gazpacho.

Posted by: Dana at August 28, 2007 6:04 AM

The cast of 300...

Progresso Lentil

Posted by: Oliver at August 28, 2007 6:27 AM

I like it when girls show you their vaginas.

Posted by: Daniel at August 28, 2007 7:28 AM

President...John Cusack

Soup...good old chicken noodle

Posted by: Shelly at August 28, 2007 7:33 AM

Mmmmm being a Canadian I don't really follow American politics unless it's on the Daily Show (with Jon Stewart).

My vote: Clinton...because she's bad ass

My Soup: Italian Wedding Style ...because it's bad ass

Posted by: Danielle at August 28, 2007 7:50 AM

Your Mom

Pepperjack Crab

Posted by: Noel at August 28, 2007 7:52 AM

I'm gonna vote for that Daniel guy above. He likes girls that show him their vaginas, so he must be a pretty smart guy.

I love soup. It makes me happy. I bathe regularly in a large vat of beef vegetable. It keeps my skin glowing.

Posted by: FTN at August 28, 2007 7:54 AM

Hillary Clinton.
Broccoli and Stilton.

Posted by: jayseebee at August 28, 2007 7:58 AM

I like lentil soup and clam chowder from the chowdah house. Take your pick - I'm happy with either being president.

Posted by: Will at August 28, 2007 7:59 AM

Mr. Rudolph Giuliani will pull a Schwarzie and infiltrate the White House under the guise of the Republican Party, and then implement progressive, environmentally-friendly legislature much to the chagrin of conservative christian America. Yay politics!!

Posted by: Brett L at August 28, 2007 8:01 AM

Oh yeah, almost forgot.

Posted by: Brett L at August 28, 2007 8:01 AM

Clinton, because she's pretty much a human rights robot. And I like human rights. And I like robots.

Soup... either egg drop soup OR that amazing lobster bisque in a bread bowl. There's not a lot of lobster bisque circulating here in Atlanta, though.

Posted by: KatiATown at August 28, 2007 8:04 AM

Bush will use some wartime executive power to pass something that lets him stay president.

i guess i'll be forced to vote for someone that wins the ohio primary right?

i like plain ol campbells vegetable soup. but one time i had a butternut squash soup at some super fancy Hollywood restaurant that was pretty good too.

Posted by: kirk at August 28, 2007 8:15 AM

Hilary Clinton, split pea with ham.

Posted by: Rachel at August 28, 2007 8:17 AM

Prince Mongo

Campbell's Select Tomato Basil

Done and done. Comment board can close now-

Posted by: Pete at August 28, 2007 8:25 AM


Posted by: sally at August 28, 2007 8:25 AM

Hillary - Obama doesn't want it, he's just a willing pawn put up by the dems to take the arrows of the conservatives so Hillary can run relatively unscathed. All other dems are too extreme/crazy and the reps don't have a strong candidate.

Tomato soup in a sourdough bread bowl.

Posted by: hckyplyr at August 28, 2007 8:35 AM

I've got to say Obama. And, regarding soups, I'm going with chicken noodle, but borscht is a close runner up.

Posted by: Mike at August 28, 2007 8:35 AM

Arthur Fonzerelli and Chicken Chilli

Posted by: Justin at August 28, 2007 8:46 AM

Kang or Kodos, it does not matter! Either way your planet is DOOMED!
Fresh Wharf Scrapings Stew!

Posted by: Fred at August 28, 2007 8:55 AM

Hopefully someone/thing that isn't a shrub.

Minestrone soup for the win. :D

Posted by: Bekka at August 28, 2007 9:05 AM

Bill Richardson would be the best of this group by far, but I doubt he has the clout or backing to get there.

I vote tortilla soup

Posted by: Bob at August 28, 2007 9:08 AM

I think with some genetic engineering we could combine the best traits of all the candidates in to one super-candidate.

The best soup would be a custom-built candidate! Also, pea soup. :)

Posted by: Michael Robinson at August 28, 2007 9:10 AM

Ron Paul
Beef with Barley

Posted by: grspec at August 28, 2007 9:17 AM

any one who isn't you know who
Chicken noodle soup

Posted by: cha cha at August 28, 2007 9:34 AM

Hitlery for Leader

Pureed Steak for Soup

Posted by: Mac at August 28, 2007 9:44 AM

You, Steve!

Tree brain soup.

Posted by: derPOLIZEI at August 28, 2007 9:49 AM

Clinton for the Win!

Hot and Sour soup! Mmmmmm!

Posted by: NellBot at August 28, 2007 9:50 AM

Christopher Walken

Vegetable Beef

Posted by: Dan at August 28, 2007 9:52 AM

Carl Weathers


Posted by: Thomas Gresham at August 28, 2007 9:53 AM

I'm Canadian but I'll vote anyway...


Cream of Broccoli in a Bread's not lunch yet and now I'm hungry!

Posted by: Behnaz at August 28, 2007 10:02 AM

Joe Lieberman and his delicious Joe-mentum Stew

Posted by: Crazee Eyez Killa at August 28, 2007 10:08 AM

Maybe Ron Paul or None of the above

Potato Leek Soup (no dairy)

Anyone but Mit Romney and Tripe Soup

Posted by: Bizzarefall at August 28, 2007 10:14 AM

ohhhh I just saw Christopher Walken up there - nice one!

Speaking of actors running for prez, I wonder if Tim Robbins will ever run, now that would be interesting.

Posted by: Bizzarefall at August 28, 2007 10:16 AM

I just read a book written by Betty Lou titled (I believe) "Betty Lou for President". In it, she makes some compelling arguments on her own behalf. She'll definitely get the puppeteer vote - and that's critical after the latino vote.

Soups? I'm thinking it'll Tortilla vs Chicken Noodle. It'll be close but I think Tortilla will take it. It'll come down to Florida.

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2007 10:57 AM

Gorgonzola Ale and Stephen Colbert. That rhymes!

Posted by: srah at August 28, 2007 11:08 AM

Uh oh, here comes the spam.

I'm thinking Morgan Freeman, with Harrison Ford as VP. There's a sweet combo.

For president, I mean. Not soup.

Posted by: FTN at August 28, 2007 11:20 AM

i'd go for Ted Nugent for President. For VP I'd go with Sammy Hagar. For Secretary of State, I'd wish for Gene Simmons.

fav soup? chicken noodle-Os!
runner up? chicken & stars



Posted by: gtrgdss at August 28, 2007 11:24 AM

obama or jon stewart. john edwards for vice.

egg drop or spicy shrimp.

Posted by: madi at August 28, 2007 11:30 AM

on second thought, maybe brian from guster would be a good choice for president. how awesome would that be? i'm sure he could still find time to make cool music too.

Posted by: madi at August 28, 2007 11:36 AM

Anyone but Hilary.


Posted by: Niedec at August 28, 2007 11:38 AM

President: Captain Avenger
Soup: Stone

Posted by: John at August 28, 2007 11:57 AM

your mom

mushroom (from a tree or otherwise)

Posted by: Liz at August 28, 2007 11:58 AM

Oxtail soup. To both questions, that is.

Posted by: Sophie at August 28, 2007 12:01 PM


Potato Leek

Posted by: Kdub at August 28, 2007 12:05 PM

Definitely lobster bisque. Top notch stuff, when it's done right.

As far as president... I'm not set on anyone just yet but I'm currently hitching along on the Obama bandwagon.

Posted by: Binky at August 28, 2007 12:17 PM

Hmmm, I think Obama might get it. Who knows who I'll vote for, but surely it will not be the winner, lol.

On to more important things, most namely soup. Depends on the mood, of course. Is it the middle of winter? Chili or New England Clam Chowder. French Onion has a lot going for it. So does Bisque. The most killer soup of all might be my husband's veg beef. Seriously. The only other thing he can cook is a pizza with his dialing finger, but his soup is amazing. (Although I have make a disclaimer that I have NOT had the Hobo Soup, A Jungle Recipe fit for a King...yet.)

Posted by: Stephanie at August 28, 2007 1:09 PM


Tomato soup. Specifically the Creme Andalouse @ La Bonne Soup in NYC.

Posted by: dreadpiratecuervo at August 28, 2007 1:29 PM

Hilary for president.
Hot and Sour for Soup.

Posted by: Justin at August 28, 2007 1:33 PM

john cusack for president.

im also a fan of french onion soup!

Posted by: mary at August 28, 2007 1:42 PM

Steven Colbert aka Captain America

Posted by: Adam Carroll at August 28, 2007 1:42 PM

Morris the cat.

Chicken leek.

Posted by: Kelly at August 28, 2007 2:28 PM

Macgyver for president
improvising his way into office!!!

and my grandma's home-made "everything" soup.

Posted by: noodley at August 28, 2007 2:29 PM

The next president may be the biggest cockroach.

And cockroaches don't like soup, but I love this creamy carrot soup my housekeeper made when I was a kid...

Posted by: Jennifer at August 28, 2007 2:47 PM

Alice Cooper (screw this being born in the US thing...)

Wisconsin Cheese

Posted by: Mae at August 28, 2007 2:47 PM

I don't know who I'd vote for. Probably whomever my husband votes for. He always tells me what to do because I'm a stupid girl. I'm also a Republican, which I'm sure is coincidental.

Posted by: Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout at August 28, 2007 2:50 PM

Hillary & Wonton

Posted by: stinkyboy at August 28, 2007 3:29 PM

Harry Potter

Baked Potato Soup!

Posted by: Ann at August 28, 2007 3:58 PM

Ron Paul or John Edwards.

Maple Bacon delight.

Posted by: Clubbaseal at August 28, 2007 5:29 PM

President: Terry Schiavo
Soup: hot and sour

Posted by: The Man at August 28, 2007 5:39 PM


soup...chicken wonton OR clam chowder (new england style)

Posted by: nuggetsolove at August 28, 2007 5:44 PM

I'm going to have to say Henry Rollins...but only if he chooses Lewis Black as his running mate. Why? Because they WILL kick your ass...

Also; Chicken and Stars for the win.

Posted by: 0vary at August 28, 2007 6:46 PM

Wow, I was at a loss for who should be President until I saw Elena's comment.
(Posted by: datinduof at August 28, 2007 01:52 PM)

Let her pick the soup, too.

Posted by: Jerry at August 28, 2007 7:10 PM

Obama serving up some nice baked potato soup

Posted by: rachel at August 28, 2007 7:12 PM

Stewart - Colbert in 08

Who could forget Granny's possum stew.

Posted by: Lost in MI at August 28, 2007 7:14 PM

A strong ticket of Aunt Jemima with Uncle Ben as VP

And for bout spaghetti o'

Posted by: Gumby at August 28, 2007 7:39 PM


Murky water inside a panda's vagina.

Posted by: areg at August 28, 2007 7:51 PM

Beef with barley on both counts.

Posted by: Auntie Maim at August 28, 2007 7:57 PM

The Democrat

My own homemade chicken noodle soup, especially if I'm sick.

Posted by: someone's mom at August 28, 2007 8:00 PM

The best soup is that TV show on E .. The Soup ..

Posted by: Arissa at August 28, 2007 9:12 PM

Marvel's Priapus dude of course, it sounds like he's up for the job.

Homemade Tomato basil

Posted by: Carla at August 28, 2007 9:14 PM

I would love to have some say in it, just to feel like I may have helped avert a repeat of the Bush fiasco, but sadly I don't even live in the US. A woman President would be nice. A black, lesbian President would be even nicer. It's about time America got with the times.

And Chicken noodle... with croutons.

Posted by: Kayla at August 28, 2007 11:19 PM

I think I'd like to see Mr.Clean in office. I mean, where's the issue? Look at him, he's perfect! He's a big looking guy, tall and muscular, so you know he can handle himself, but he just looks so darn nice. And he never talks! This doesn't just mean we don't have to worry about his campaign and his standings, we also don't get a single lie! Ever! And we can stop worrying about a messy Whitehouse.

For soup I'm going to have to say chicken & wild rice.

Posted by: James McLastname at August 28, 2007 11:29 PM

Colbert/Stewart in '08,

Spicy Corn Chowder FTW!

Posted by: AWorthyAdversary at August 29, 2007 12:07 AM

I'd vote for Chicken Noodle before Hitlery Clinton.

Hey, don't put it past the G.O.P. They could nominate Chicken Noodle. Heck, I could see it going 2 terms.

Posted by: Katie at August 29, 2007 2:07 AM


and i gotta give it up to lobster bisque, with broccoli cheese coming in a close second

Posted by: joanna banana at August 29, 2007 3:24 AM

I'd like to see some graphs tabulating this data. Are the fans of certain soups more likely to be Republican, Democrat, or apolitical?

I myself am kind of leaning towards Obama, and my favourite soup is tomato cheddar. (From the Glenwood Cafe in Eugene, Oregon).

Posted by: nikekalami at August 29, 2007 4:39 AM

Tree Brain.

Tree Brain Soup.

Posted by: Ky at August 29, 2007 4:48 AM

Ben Lee
..and chicken heinz chunky, or anything with noodles.

Posted by: Rachel at August 29, 2007 5:01 AM

Ron Paul, chicken noodle.

Posted by: Dr. Conway at August 29, 2007 5:31 AM

jack johnson with ben harper as vp. oh god, just typing that puts a great big smile on my face. two musician/hippies that actully do something about the world's problems. also, there would be no possibility of a celine dion campaign song.

oriental ramen.

Posted by: ohyeah at August 29, 2007 5:38 AM


Mushroom Barley.


Posted by: special k at August 29, 2007 5:39 AM

Bob Ross... if he was still living...happy little trees!

Clam Chowder <3

Posted by: Jerri at August 29, 2007 6:23 AM

A monkey in a hot and sour pantsuit. Just picture it.

Posted by: Jo at August 29, 2007 7:00 AM

Christopher Walken Baby!!!

And nothing can beat a good New England Clam Chowdah!

Posted by: Todd at August 29, 2007 7:02 AM



Posted by: Ben at August 29, 2007 7:45 AM

ron paul

new england clam chowder

Posted by: matt at August 29, 2007 8:23 AM

John Edwards, now that the mole is gone.

Black Bean Soup!!!

Posted by: beti at August 29, 2007 8:43 AM

Clinton/Obama/Kucinich/Alton Brown
(I don't really care which, they're all awesome!)

Tom Kha Gai (I call it, "Magical Soup")

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2007 9:08 AM

Obama and Chicken Noodle

Posted by: Sarah at August 29, 2007 9:22 AM

Corn Chowder

Posted by: Dan at August 29, 2007 9:56 AM

The campaign for Tree Brain 08 has begun. This year the Theorist Party is running Mr. T. Brain in the race for president. Over a luncheon interview with Tree Brain, he said, "We've already had two Bushes in office, isn't is time for some Brains?" Mr. T. Brain continued to say "I think the people will want to vote for someone that is more like themselves, someone who grew up on a tree. I, like the rest of America, grew up with a middle class family that proudly ate our Hobo Soup for dinner. I care because I've been there."

Posted by: Frost at August 29, 2007 9:58 AM

OMG - I'm so hungry now. Hungry for change - hungry for soup.

Christopher Walkin with Tree Brain as VP!

My wife's Chicken Noodle Soup

Posted by: Mr. Dave at August 29, 2007 10:17 AM

Doug Stanhope


Posted by: NervousXians at August 29, 2007 10:29 AM

A Hooters girl least there would be a reason to tune in to the State of the Union address.

cream of tuna

Posted by: Hugh Johnson at August 29, 2007 10:34 AM

You know i feel like a bad citizen i haven't even thought about it much. Although i would say i don't think Hilary has much of a chance-nothing against her shes a neat-o gal but it just seems wrong. I mean Bill already had his time and doesn't need to be back in the White house. This isn't to say she wouldn't do a good job but just out of principle...

Posted by: carey at August 29, 2007 10:35 AM

Lobster Bisque for pres, & Lyndon LaRouche soup. No wait, other way around...

Posted by: Joe at August 29, 2007 11:09 AM

Pres = Bender from Futurama

Soup = Pho

Posted by: splitpea at August 29, 2007 11:39 AM

walt disney's cryogenically frozen head

hobo soup

Posted by: NaTaS at August 29, 2007 11:41 AM

Queen Elizabeth

Beer Cheese

Posted by: Terry at August 29, 2007 11:48 AM


And vodka soup really hits the spot... I think they called it Akroshka last time I was in St. Petersburg.

Posted by: Adam at August 29, 2007 12:30 PM

Vice President Handbag


Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2007 12:45 PM

Mitt becuase he's so dreamy.

Doug's Favorite Soup from Thai This in Dana Point...or any soup with coconut milk.

Posted by: meowser at August 29, 2007 2:02 PM

William Shatner/Denny Crane.

Chicken Noodle. mmm...

Posted by: Jen at August 29, 2007 2:33 PM

Jon Stewart

Green Chili Chicken Stew (technically not a soup, but Jon Stewart isn't technically running for president)

Posted by: Theda at August 29, 2007 4:14 PM

It will be either Obama or Clinton, unfortunately because of their gender or race. God only knows what that will lead to.

Chili is good.

Posted by: Catt at August 29, 2007 4:54 PM

President: Really, I'm not a huge fan of any of the current line up, so I'm just not gonna say anything.

Soup: Corn Chower. By far.

Posted by: Tom at August 29, 2007 6:20 PM

The next president will be ... a republican by less than the statistical margin of error and many disputed votes.
The best soup is ... gazpacho! (piping hot, of course)

Posted by: Dillenger69 at August 29, 2007 9:27 PM