March 24, 2007
Meowgasm
Brittany, The first step in correcting this situation is letting my wife know she can stop reading now. She's very sweet and won't want to hear anymore about this. So, here's a link to Pottery Barn. Okay, she's gone. Brittany, I've given careful consideration to your problem and there's only one logical solution. I think it's obvious. You must pleasure yourself in front of your cat. While you wear a cat costume. Something like this should be fine... Just don the costume and really give it to yourself good. The benefits are two-fold. You will tend to your own self-professed needs while teaching your cat how to rub one out at the same time. It's like the old saying goes. "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach that man's cat to fiddle with its cooter, and it'll stop rubbing up on stuff." I have complete confidence this solution will work. (Unless your cat goes crazy and tries to tap your giant Tabby ass.) Be well. -- Steve P.S. Send photos. Click here for The Sneeze Home Page! |
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