I went to the dentist today.

Before I left the house I was commenting to my wife about how oddly intimate getting your teeth cleaned is -- how a woman I don't really know has her face 2 inches away from mine and her fingers in my mouth.

The last thing I said before I left was, "How unnerving would it be if I just looked into her eyes the entire time?"

We laughed about that and I was on my way.

I still don't know the answer to the question, but I now know the answer to: "What's it like to have a woman you don't know 2 inches away from your face with her fingers in your mouth and you get endless uncontrollable giggles just THINKING about staring into her eyes?"

The answer is: it's extremely awkward.

HELPFUL HYGIENE HINT: Don't do this.

_{I'm such a dumbass.}