My son was excited to show me this tattoo he gave himself.

"What does it say?"

"I love lux!"

"What is lux??"

"Luxury!"

"What do you mean by luxury?"

"You know, LUXURY ITEMS. Flat screen TVs... cars with 17 seats... movie stars in their swimming pools."

I was going to lobby that he make it "I (HEART) DAD," but who am I kidding? I'm not even 1080p. I suck.

(If The Tree Brains ever made an album -- which we wouldn't, an exact copy of that tattoo wouldn't make a bad title and art. Here's a nice big pic of the tat for no other reason than I thought it looked cool.)

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Will, from Be The Boy adds:

You should be happy that your son is only loving luxury items. I Heart Lux could mean that he loves Cramps singer Lux Interior.