March 18, 2007

Flashback: 1995

FOR NO REASON AT ALL, THE NEURON THAT CONTAINS THIS MEMORY JUST FIRED OFF...

A young Steve and the woman who would later become his wife are in their apartment where they live in sin.

Steve enters the living room carrying a balled-up sock. He notices his girlfriend sitting at the far end of the room with a mug of iced tea.

"If I get this in your glass, I am the ruler of the universe."

"Don't."

Steve arcs the sock into the air, it travels 15 feet across the room, miraculously landing in her glass with a PLUNK. His girlfriend appears unfazed.

"Holy shit! Did you see that?!!"

"I'm not talking to you."

...

"But you have to... I'm the ruler of the universe."

- END OF NEURON TRANSMISSION-



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