The tree brain is gestating nicely.

As far as its 15-foot migration goes, I received the following email last night:

Dear Steve,

It should take roughly 3,234,176 years for the beast to reach the White House. One of us should inform the President immediately.

-Greg L.
Beloit, Wisconsin

Greg makes a compelling point, but I still feel this is not a time to panic. Go on living your lives as you normally would.

Otherwise, the brains win.