July 30, 2006
What May It Be??? (II)
Welcome to the long-awaited, seldom-requested return of WHAT MAY IT BE???
Your task is simple: determine what it may be.
The prize for the first correct guess is a life-time supply of... PRIDE. Along with the title of WHAT MAY IT BE KING or QUEEN until the next time we play this game. (Considering the last round was over a year ago, it will probably be a pretty good reign.)
So, whenever you're ready...
WHAT MAY IT BE???
I will post the official answer Tuesday morning. Depending on the guesses, I may post a clue along the way.
(Warning: Today's prize of "Pride" is considered to be a sin. Play at your own risk.)
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Posted by Steven | Archive
Fruit of some kind. Possibly a peach.
a close up of the nut in a pistachio cookie?
peanut butter jelly cracker sandwich thingies
OH NEVERMIND! I guess an apple seed in an apple
I was really, really, really good at these things when I was a kid. I even had a book of them.
That said, I have no idea what this may be. What it reminds me of most is a cancerous melanoma/mole from the frightening brochures they have in dermatologist's offices.
It a piece of bread where an air bubble got baked a little browner than the rest of the bread.
I'm not playing until the prize is gluttony.
If you look really closely (and use a little imagination) you can kind of see Steve with a camera reflected in the dark thing.
This leads me to beleive it might be smooth like a liquid.
My guess... a drop or red wine on a ritz cracker.
Steve were you playing Freckle or Cancer again?
I say mole-like freckle
I think the person who said it was a bread bubble was on the right track, only that looks more like a cracker bubble to me. Maybe a saltine?
Yeah, I'm gonna go with a Cheerio too.
brown spot on pizza, , an air bubble that was burnt and opened on the crust.
It's a Glory Hole, in the wall of a room made out of sponge cake.
Well I was initially seeing a hole in something. I'm not quite sure which something that may have been. I was leaning toward skin.
But then I read others' comments.
The apple seed in an apple was looking pretty good until the Cheerio comment.
That's my vote: Cheerio hole.
(Or that of some other donut-shaped cereal)
I think it's a blood blister that was formed under an older blister which has been torn away. Pretty gross.....
One of those holes left in a Twix when you peel off the caramel.
I've narrowed it down to 3 possibilities:
1) Some sort of dark demon reaper flying over a barren wasteland.
2) A dried up pick axe stab wound on a corpse.
Wow! that cheerio guess is pretty good, I can see it. I will guess that its skanky burned microwave popcorn just in case, I could use a little more pride.
Chocolate Chip in a cookie
Im going with the void where the peach pit was... or someones .... nevermind, i wont go there.
( though I do like the idea of the pick ax stab wound on a corpse.... )
last time, it was big bird's anus...so i'm going to guess that it's another orifice of some sort...
chocolate chip cookie!!!!
The Black Abyss (a.k.a. Paris Hilton's vagina)
It looks to me to be a mole that's shedding old skin and re-emerging with new growth. But it also could be a blood blister. Ick.
The hole in the middle of a Cheerio/Urkel-O
"It's a Glory Hole, in the wall of a room made out of sponge cake."
The Sneeze readers. Still the funniest people on the Internets.
I would either go for glazed donut hole or the Twix hole.
Some kind of hole.
There's a face in the dark spot! I see it!
I think it's a sugar cookie with a small gateway that can see into your soul.
A jpeg? I just like to be right.
It's a blister, or was a blister. Put something on that please. . . .it's gotta hurt. I hope nobody is turned on by this. And if you are, get some help.
A bagel. Nice and toasty.
It looks like a mole to me
Yeah, that face reflecting in the dark spot is really creepy. It's distracting me from guessing...unless it's some kind of clue....
it's totally a guy dressed up in a costume. not entirely sure what the costume is....possible some sort of cereal...or a really poorly made high school mascot costume. There is definitely a shadowy face lurking in there.
yeah, the face is starting to creep me out, too.
if you're deprived of enough sleep and stare at it long enough it starts to pulsate and move or something along those lines, and i haven't decided whether the face is right-side-up or up-side-down - thoughts??
I don't know, but STEVE, DON'T EAT IT!
it looks like an airhole in a bagel.
it a jam biscuit. That's what we call them in australia.
It's a hole in a bagel where a raisin used to be.
it's the eye of a baby chicken.
I'm thinking it's a blood blister.
I know what it is: it is the beady eye of some stuffed animal. Winnie the Pooh? Or something.
Wormy said :
"It's a Glory Hole, in the wall of a room made out of sponge cake."
I'd go one step further and say its a glory hole in the gingerbread house.
I'm surprised Hansel wasn't "appearing" through it so Gretel could gobble down his "boy frosting".
That, or its a donut.
I'm gonna guess that its the black heart of Steve's evil tree fungus. I guess that he has spent the last few weeks locked in an epic battle with it - and the evil tree witch that stole it away to cross breed it with pit-bull terriers. It's the world's most terrible plant... or at least it WAS..... Steve saves the world again - YAY STEVE !
that DOT blogspot.com - damnit !
Oh and one more guess: chocolate sauce / spread being squeezed through a cracker hole.
Man, the innuendoes just keep going on that one.
Let's try and cobine some favorites:
It's the mole on the butt of Tree Brain 2006, which will next be featured on Steve, Don't Eat It!
I need to stop looking at it, it makes me want to throw up...or start picking at it.
some sort of developing fetus Eye Area.
I reckon it's the breathy hole in the side of a snail. Or one of its poor homeless relatives - a slug.
Well given that the requirement is to guess what it "may be" rather than what it "is", it looks like I'm beat out by every single other poster. Except for the one that said, "ewwww." My guess, though: skin defect of TheSneezeSteve.
I think it is the suck hole a straw made through a frappe top--or a Guinness float, or a cappuccino or Pappy Jerk's Ye Olde Chocolate Egg Creame (that'd be a bendy straw for that one).
A hole in a piece of toast...?
Your son hurt himself and this is a close up of his skin.
i think it's a poorly greased angel foodcake hole....
but if it's not, it's a bit spooky, and looking at it at a distance doen't help!
we waited a month for this?
cracker...maybe even a cheezy kinda cracker?
It's a blister that has popped and had that little top of skin go dry and drop off showcasing the raw part on the inside because you picked at it and wouldn't let it heal. GROSS
It's a fish eye with the image of Elvis in the reflection.
Please stop with the blister, skin and bloody guesses!! I don't think that Steve is that crude and my bagel is starting to come back up.
Is it one of those dehydrated apple rings which you can buy at BJ's, but they only come in ten-pound bags, and everytime you walk past the bag you grab a handful, so within days you're crapping uncontrollably and shrieking, "God-DAMN! NO MORE APPLE RINGS!"
I'm pretty sure the guy that said the twix thing is right, but I'm gonna guess the center of one of those stupid pieces of peanut butter filled taffy you get in the orange and/or black wrappers for halloween.
a drop of melted fudgesicle on your nipple?
It kinda looks like the hole left after one would get arthroscopic surgery.
I hope I spelled it right.
if I didn't spell it right you can replace my prize of pride with that of low self esteem.
It's an excellent come back to a long absence. Welcome back.
But, seriously, it's a hole in a label on a can of vegetables, maybe beans...
i'm siding with mc.
although the spongecake men's room and TWO THOUSAND DONUTS are entirely believable.
a twinkie with the cream sucked out
flesh-eating bacteria having its way with a sassy hunk of muenster.
Someone beat me to it, but I call Apple jack. Cinnamon, toasty, Apple jack.
An extremely deformed nipple, or possibly a mole. But I'm sure that's skin of some sort.
I hope I'm wrong, but it appears to be a malignant melanoma. Good luck with that.
I'd say it's a cancerous mole... melanoma.
I mean, it seems to meet the criteria:
It's an uneven shape, it has a two colors, it's reddish/brown, and it seems kina large compared to the freckle-looking spots around it.
I'm with Jimmy on this one...We waited a month for this?
My guess however is the same as Mr. , it's definitely a jpeg.
I'm going w/ a chocolate chip. Or something as innocuous. I HOPE.
Definatly a mole, skin abnormality thing...
It's definately skin in the background. it looks like a trachea hole without the metal part in place. Damn smokers!
It's the treebrain! O glory!
One of the holes on a Ritz cracker
Sorry "IN a Ritz cracker". I don't type well before Noon.
donut hole :)
donut hole. Specifically, the hole in the middle of a cake donut.
A chocolate chip screaming "FREEDOM!" as it breaks free from its cookie dough prison.
It's the underside of a maple-glazed donut.
A Cheese Nip/Cheez-it hole? Snack food porn, kinky
using the "sin" clue... I'd say a worm hole in an apple.
Looks like the center of a donut to me...
The center of a bagel chip
A close-up of a cut-in-half bagle's hole.
I'm tellin' you guys, it's not anything gross like popped boils or rare skin diseases...it's a close-up of a stuffed animal's eye.
I am very very sure about this.
I'm guessing it's a cereal bit, like a Cheerio or an Alphabit.
a hole in a piece of cheese
air hole in a pie or some other type of pastry.
A large anal polyp from your last colonoscopy?
based on the slight freckling on it, I'd say it is an Apple Jack.
I reckon its part of a novelty shaped bathroom sponge. One with lots of holes in it.
A jpeg....or perhaps a bitmap of some kind?
Oh, you meant..........oh, ha, nevermind.......I guess I'll say a pimple from hell
I'm going to guess that's it a dehydrated apple slice. Those kind you find in the trail mix packages.
When are you going to do a new 'Steve Don't Eat It'?? I love those!
I'm going to guess that's it a dehydrated apple slice. Those kind you find in the trail mix packages.
When are you going to do a new 'Steve Don't Eat It'?? I love those!
It is clearly a hole in a SALTINE cracker.
My Guess is a pencil poked hole in one of those yellow mailer envelopes.
Its one of those thingies. you know, the whoozy whatzits with them thingamabobs on it. you know? well....am I right????
P.S. my wife said its an apple seed or a malignant melanoma. either way it made me hungry!!
First: thats not Elvis' reflection - its Bjork
Second: its laproscopic surgery
Third: what you are looking at is a peanut butter and apple jelly snack sangwich on lowfat-saltines
It's a blood blister. You sick freak.
I'm voting with the cake donut hole contingent.
Now.....maybe I just have too much time on my hands, but the last time there was this contest the photo was from back in the archives, so I went searching and found the Steve don't eat it #1. On the first picture look at the top right of the can, could that be the thing we see in the picture
This is obviously a cleverly colorized version of the left nostril of the "Face on Mars." Oh, those clever government types. They're always trying to colorize or cover something up. They thought they were clever, but obviously not clever enough for this thesneeze reader!
Either that or it's a bagel.
It's a hole in one of the peices of "Honeycomb" Cereal! DUH!
Center of a crueller. ALTERNATE ANSWER: Steve's soul.
Is it smiling at me?
It looks to me like a piercing. A 3 gauge piercing hole in someone and they put things like small tobasco bottles in it. Like some of those punk kids I used to associate myself with. :D
It's a red crayon shaving
It's a hole in the bottom of your foot that's been cauterized by the red hot poker that was shoved up there by some bitchy sorority sister who thought it would be funny to brand people but didn't realize that it was supposed to be a joke with a freezing cold branding iron.
Or maybe it's a damaged apricot.
An ovum making its way out of the ovary
It looks like the mouth on the Guild Navigator dude from the David Lynch movie "Dune". Duh!
Zoomed in, blurry Apple Jack (orange). It was pretty easy to see considering I'm sitting here eating a bowl of them.
my first reaction was it was some sort of skin cancer, and quite frankly, ewww... but as I read thru some of the answers, it became apparent.
its a cracker hole where the peanut butter and jelly have been squeezed thru. no specified cracker, but might be one of those pb&j cracker packs you can get in the snack aisle.
I got some Life cereal with little promotional Superman shield-shaped honey-os. It looks like one of those.
ths is obviously a used coffee filter, with some used coffee grounds inside of it. i have no idea what it is sitting on, but im voting used coffee filter.
It looks like a maple-glazed doughnut.
I think its a deep leg ulcer or on some other place on the body.
a bit gross though........
I theorize that he's sticking to theme, and that it's some variety of anus.
It's a worm hole in an apple!
Its the hole of a plain donut.
BAGEL hole. Possibly a mini-bagel, bagel bite, or some such ilk.
I believe that it is the right (left from it's point of view, BTW) eye of a chicken. Or a fish. Bit I'm sticking with the poultry theme from the last one, and saying chicken eye.
I think it's a Chinese walrus booger. No wait, it's a pustule.
hmm... Looks like a chocolate chip in a scone! or a turd at the bottom of a potty...
The anus of an unfilled twinkie snack cake?
The center of an angel food cake?
And it's REALLY scarey.
Is it a larynx? aka, voice box?
probably wrong, but I'm going to guess a CP3O O from the cereal box. You know, the ones shaped like little goggles
Its a doughnut hole. that or a bagel, but I'm guessing a doughnut. one of those cheap-o cake doughnuts you can pick up in the bread isle in the store.
Really-it's a popped Zit. Thankyou!
Its the close up view of a cheerio!
The close up of the inner cavity of ones nostril.
the bottom side of the hole of a bagel that has a spread of peanut butter on it
I am picking up my marbles and going home without playing. This is just too gross to be involved in. I'm not even going to guess and Steve, you dirty rat bastard, you can't make me. Just one request before I go... Steve, how about a little time lapse photofraphy of you eating it... Please Steve, eat it.
Looks like melanoma to me.
I think it's a mole or freckle of sorts.
Sea Monkey mouth. Their teeth are membrane like, not like the ones usually depicted. To the untrained eye it might look like sweetbread that has burnt by a cigarette, but I really know it's a Sea Monkey mouth, magnified. I just checked mine and confirmed it. Will the Pride melt in the mail? Because I want my prize in top condition.
I think it's a hole in a big piece of cheese, not necessarily a swiss one.
Whatever it is, it looks pretty nasty up close.
its either an apple cinamon cheerio or a hole someone poked in a peanut butter sandwich
I'm guessing it's a gateway to some kind of hellish alternate dimension, with it's demi-gog like ruler looking out and daring you to enter it's hellish domain.
Either that or a hole in a piece of angel food cake.
I hate to jump on the bandwagon, but it's definitely a Twix, midway through the only correct eating technique.
a cheerio -bloated and soggy with milk.
It's a bagel hole....I hope, I really need a litte pride in my life right now, even if it is sinful.
I think it's a dry, popped zit that happens to be on top of a mole (disgusting as well as unfortunate).
A Peach or apricot that has been sliced. The flat surface is deceiving because it makes me think of something man made.
My final answer is: A peach or apricot that has been cut and we are looking at the the surface of that. While cutting there was this odd blemish or possibly a wormhole that has been exposed.
This is why i dont eat fruit.
it looks like something under water to me.
i say some ones colon. also, it's great to have you back! your site is great.
Whole grain cheerio hole or a cake donut hole.
Cheerio seems to be the most popular guess so i'm going to specify
Hah! Beet that!
Krispy Kreme glazed. Or Entemann's?
It looks like the eye of a stuffed toy.
It's the eye of a stuffed animal, duh.
a yummy doughnut thats been violated
I first thought it was a some such human cavity in the origin of the gluteus. Maybe I'm just perverted. Remind me never to take the Rorschach...
However, it is more likely the burnt burst bubble of a cracker or the concave resting place of an apple seed.
Try selling it on eBay like the popcorn and see what you can get for it.
Not an anus. Too clean, too easy.
Tip of penis? Urethral opening? Too naughty.
Top of a peach? Perhaps...
Definatly the middle of a donut. Or possibly a mis-shapen orifice of some sort....
Or possibly the eye of a plush toy that can see into souls
That would have to be what's left of Lisa Rinna's mouth when physics finally takes over and her lips finally blow up from the strain of so many botox injections.
OK, really ... 'pretty sure it's a popped air bubble on the surface of a cake. Angel food, possibly.
one of those convenience store DONUTS that come in packs of two
A hole in a slice of bread or a Cheerio?
It has to be a mole. And yes, you should get it checked out!
It looks like a mole or birth mark to me
Man, I stared at it for awhile (originally thinking it was a piece of special Life cereal), but now I can only see this photographically real image of a baby face staring off to the right. God, that's creepy.
Definitely a burn. I'm gonna guess that your kid accidentally caused a burn through an important document or artifact.
P.S. Don't go away so long again, Steve. I was getting the shakes.
it's a twix cookie after you have scraped the caramel and chocolate off with your teeth. yummy!!
Its obviously an apple cut in half with a hole punctured into it and some sort of red liquid poured into the hole. Duh.
A hole in an apple where an appleseed once was.
Or maybe an Apple Jack...
While Jesus is my favorite answer, I'm going to have to go with blood blister...
The eye of an Evil Rabbit!
The hole in a TastyKake Jelly Krimpet with the jelly "nodule" removed.
This may just be me, but does anyone else see the face of a little black boy in the center?
Gross, it looks like a mole that you need to have checked out Mr. Steve
hmm. it looks like either an apple that has been cut with the hole as the spot where a seed used to be, or some sort of popped, burned air bubble in a piece of bread or cracker or something. although considering the last "What May It Be," and knowing Steve, it's probably something dirty... but my brother says a popped blood blister, which is sort of gross anyway.
Oh! or... it could be... a peanut butter sandwich with the peanut butter coming out through a hole in the bread! you can sort of see the crust, even.... ooh, this is exciting.
It could be a pop tart. Probably the raspberry kind. No frosting, of course. That's my guess.
A chocalate chip in a chocalate chip cookie.
its some type of cereal, like an apple jack. some have said cheerio, that sounds good too.
I know I'm not in the running for Queen of What May It Be with this guess, but at least I won't be in danger sinning.
I'm voting for Cheerio.
It's the hole in the donut where they fill it with chocolate creme goodness!
its a squids mouth, a dounut hole, a cherrio, or a glory hole
squid mouth, dounut, baby mouth, belly button, or a cherio. i might be wrong, or right, you never know
No just a donut.....a forbidden donut.
Its definately a honey-nut cheerio. Or whatever the kind with the brown little sprinkles on them are. Totally.
a close up of a piercing hole
It is an alarmingly cancer-like hole in some kind of reconstituted meat product.
It's the hole in a donut, isn't it?
pizza crust air bubble torn open to reveal the void within...
It seems to have hair follicles on the outside of the ring.
Ill go with recently popped zit
looks like a cheerio, or some other kind of hooped cereal...
am I the only one who sees a ghostly face in this thing? I was going to say melanoma at first...but I see a creepy face in the middle...
How about the center of a yellow fruit loop
I guess it's a nostril hole in a latex Halloween mask. With a teeny little guy wearing glasses trapped inside. Maybe he's a snotty little booger.
Looks like an empty eye socket -- maybe from a stuffed yellow duckie or chickie? :)
i say a scab. or an apple jack (too pink to be a cheerio).
I think it's a hole in a cookie. The exact type of cookie is indeterminate, but it's definitely a cookie.
Close up of a piece of Honeycomb cereal.
I think Gina is right. To me it looks like the hole in the middle of a doughnut.
a fetus' eye is a little morbid...maybe a pear seed?
Dude, it's SO an Apple Jack!
this may sound wrong but maybe a ripped off nipple of a human, i know it sonds wrong but thats what it looks like.and what is pride?
Apple seed still in the cut apple. It's refreshing to know how many really funny, clever people are in this world. Steve is not alone!
Pitless cantaloupe. oh yeah!! that pride is mine!!
I say it is the mouth on some type of marine animal.
center of an apricot
a chocolate chip cookie
the next 'steve don't eat it'
is it a cheerio?
hope so... that'll be two sins i've garnered today if i win this contest. i sinned earlier today, but i do it evry morning before i get up.
I think it looks like the eye of a stuffed animal, possibly the same Big Bird... like, you can see the eyelash flipping over the top and bottom.
Or it's a broken boil on a corpse's donut inside of an evil tree brain.
But I'm going to go with toy eye.
Melisa, I think you might have it with Winnie the Pooh's eye.
A interior look at a human heart valve? ... or something?
It is one 1/8 of a honeycomb cereal. I think. At least I think there are 8 holes in a honey comb wheel.
It's a pencil lead stuck in a hand
the eye of a marshmallow peep
It's the bottom side of a frosted donut.
Okay, this is the 281st comment, and I guess that not too many people are reading back through the previous 280. To that end, I have compiled the score. If you are sure it is a doughnut, next guy, you need to call about twelve friends to all say “donut” too.
Cereal (Cheerio, Apple Jack, other) = 42
Nasty Skin (zit, mole, melanoma, other) = 40
Doughnut (including votes for “donut”) = 29
Fruit (apple, apricot, seeded, dried) = 20
Cookie (Twix, de-chipped, other) = 17
Eye (animal, fetus, missing, other) = 16
Bagel (hole, sliced, chipped) = 13
Cracker (real and innuendo) = 13
Orifice (non-facial: belly, anal) = 13
Cake (angel, devil, Twinkie) = 12
In-joke (Brain, DO/DON’T eat it) = 8
Nipple (on, off, chocolaty) = 7
Bread (spread, burned, bubble) = 6
Injury (burn, stab, other) = 5
Cheese (poked or Swiss) = 4
Mouth (Sea Monkey, squid, puppet) = 4
My high tech “legal pad” algorithm only accounts for candidates with a score of four or higher. This leaves out: jpeg, frappe, witch, reaper, Jesus, snail, turd, two different kinds of organs and two different types of surgical procedures. What we have learned so far: many breakfast cereals are dead ringers for skin rashes and cancer. Bon appetit!
It's OBVIOUSLY George bush's soul.
Couldn't read all the comments -- do you Steve?
It's gotta be a worm hole in an apple slice. The apple is golden delicious.
Either a closeup of a cheerio or a piece of honeycomb cerial.:)
Dog treat? I swear there used to be a type of tog treat called Bonez, and they looked just like this, but I can't find them on the Internet for the life of me. Damn you, Internet.
I agree with Mike G....he won; It's a pig nostril. I can spot them from many miles away.
It looks like a piece of fancy dipped chocolate candy in the paper wrapper, slightly out of focus.
It's definitely a hole in someone's earlobe...for an earring.
it looks like a freakishly upclose pic of a freckle or something
ok.. now that Laura has said freckle that does look like blood filled flesh. Freckle? pehaps. I am thinking more along the lines of a blood blister?
Thanks for enlightening me Laura!
what ever it is, it's torn. It looks like it has been ripped off of. Human skin hole. Place: yet to be determinded.
Crusted piece of Liverworst on a bus bench in downtown Oklahoma City that fell from the mouth of a 72 year old woman on her way to water aerobics at 1:30 on a Tuesday afternoon in early June of last year.
I had a bottle rocket get stuck in my sandal as it was going off and it burned a hole in my ankle that looked just like that.
It is the hole in a doughnut
A chocolate chip in a store bought cookie.
It's a chocolate chip on a cookie!?!?!?!?
omygosh, I didn't even realize the person before me had the same exact guess...sorry!
I'm thinking it's a little Apricot for Mr. Li'l Apricot.
I am in the Apple Jack camp. Which has GOTTA be more fun than the camp I went to as a kid at Lake Possum Kingdom (true.)
i agree with the underside of a maple glazed donut
on your kitchen table to explain the reflection?
A dirty kid's boogery nostril..... ;)
What is a photoshopped nipple steve?
It has to be a glazed doughnut
Bagel, prolly the 40th person to say it but I said it all the same.
it's a popped blood blister!!!
First thing I thought of was an ear.
It is the center to a toasted bagle
well, I was gonna say a C-3PO, but someone already made that guess.
There are other things that it could be, though. I think it is indeed a hole, but what kind?
It could be a staple hole. Possibly in manila type paper or a pinhole in thin cardboard or cardpaper.
The comment about the previous WMIB pic being in the archive gives a lot of possibilities, kind of, anyway.
Maybe a hole in a piece of pickled pork rind?
Also in the realm of food, there is the humble baked pie crust, forked with many many holes. In a similar process, possibly a hole poked into a shortbread cookie.
As a flippant suggestion, it could be the hole of the last follicle of Steve's hair. The final solitary hair has given up. Bored of the loneliness upon Steve's head this hole is the only reminder of the full days of its life.
More guesses from the archive:
A dark spot or air hole in a hotdog bun from freaky franks.
other random guesses...
a hole in a band-aid
a chew mark in something
the hole a corkscrew made in one of those synthetic corks
and... I got nothin....
I think I just saw it move!
It's certainly not a hole/orifice of any kind (sorry all you bagel/cheerio supporters), but some sort of bulge/protrusion. To me, it looks a bit like an eye or maybe something on the skin of a human or a fruit (peach sounds reasonble) ...
I'm thinkin' food man, some kinda food, some kinda cake type dough food......Hmmmmm......
Let me make some breakfast and ponder this a bit longer......I think I'll make me some flapjacks. BRB.
THAT'S IT!!!! I HAVE IT!!!! I'M EATING IT!!!!!
A BUBBLE ON A BLUEBERRY PANCAKE, COOKED IN AN IRON SKILLET, OVER AN OPEN FIRE, BY A GUY WITH BAD HAIR AND A SLIGHT LIMP WITH HIS LITTLE DOG YAPPING AT A RABBIT IN THE BACK YARD!!! YES, FCKN A!!! EAT IT STEVE!!!! MMMMM.
God told me.
it's an apple seed! i hope...
It is one of those burn-ey type holes in an old painting!
A close up of spilled chocolate ice cream soaking into a tax return (or other equally important documment).
That picture has got "nipple" written all over it. And that nipple has got chocolate sauce all over it - lust and gluttony in one!
a mole. a galaxy. a black hole.