Was the Vasaline "Da Bomb Frosting"?

Hahaha. No, but that would have been awesome.

I can see your son getting exasperated after the interrogation,

"NO! In da belly button, DIZZLE!"

Is this the train on glass artiste?

absolute gold.
you could
no should
write a novel of your son's exploits

i can see your son has taken after your "dont eat it steve" qualities.

I have twin cousins who crawled under the sink as kids and ate draino, we called them the geniuses from then on.

I have never wanted children, but after reading your stories it kind of makes me want them just for the entertainment value. haha

"Is this the train on glass artiste?"

No, this is the other one.

"I did, and they said it was no big deal, but he might experience a mild laxative effect." Does this mean the next sneeze will be about cleaning the carpet?

Next time its about to quiet just happen to put a correct dose of sleeping-something-or-other on the counter and you shall be happy with the results.

Oh yeah, I'm totally kidding.By the way.I took my fill of eating whatever and looked how I turned out. Before anyone says anything I turned out fine!And my mother is a saint!

I have a hard time paying attention, all i know is that you have a 4-year old who writes the greatest jokes in the history of all funny jokes. What other kids do you have?

*laughing*
As a mother of a 3 year old son and 1 year old daughter I always find your postings of this sort particularly amusing.
As you know, with children there is rarely ever quiet... varying levels of loud, yes. Quiet, no. Hushed play? Never. Absolute silence only means one thing and brings a singular phrase to mind without fail (as you go running to assess the damage): "What are they getting into now???!"

I'm sure you agree. :)

el oh el i hate kids

Did your wife do drugs while she was pregnant?

No offence, but your children are so bizarre it's hysterical.

Hey, look at the bright side!
At least your father-in-law keeps the viagra on the high shelf.

Welcome to Parenthood! Your nervous breakdown will be mailed to you shortly after your son finds the box of condoms you keep in your drawer and brings them out as a nice bunch of balloons at your next dinner party.

I, as a kid, have pretty much been the primary cause of my dad's current grey hair colour. I sat in a tray of non-waterbased paint as a baby. I painted a RENTED flat with leftover non-waterbased paint - over the top of their polished blackwood furniture. I ate a bar of soap. I ran away to "join the carnival". I painted another flat - this time including the outdoor steps and a flower garden. My sister fell into a six foot hole filled with water. My brother threw all of the loo roll into the toilet and flushed until the entire bathroom was an inch deep in waste. My brothers and a cousin chopped the head off someone's chicken (to eat it for dinner). We made mud out of dirt, poop and pee and threw it at a bikie who kept buzzing past our house at 4am (I think his hair actually fell out after that particular one). My brother nearly got killed in a shed fire, (escaping unharmed just as it ignited due to oxygen on hot haybails). One of my brothers fell down a ditch between the sheds. My sister got hernia. ... it goes on.

You have about... oh... 21 (if you have more kids add more to this) more years of this left.

I think by the time I came out to my dad 24 years later - he'd pretty much seen and heard it all and hardly cared. After all, my sister had gotten her nose and bellybutton peirced just before. He hardly blinked. Poor old bugger XD

Enjoy!

*mind you none of us drinks or does drugs, so it could have been a lot worse*

Adding on to the gray hair thing.I believe something inside my dad died when he found out his only son was becoming a dancer.

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