April 21, 2006

Demon Lemon Mystery SOLVED

Congratulations to Greg in Deerfield Beach, Florida for winning the satanic lemon auction.

Several people wrote in suggesting that the freakish lemon may have actually been a weird mutation of a Buddha's Hand Citron.

While this was an admirable guess, it is completely WRONG and precisely what Satan would have you believe.

After much research, we have determined the only plausible cause of the Demon Lemon...

Oogie Boogie from "Nightmare Before Christmas" had sex with the tree.

Case closed! (Thanks, Mark.)



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