May 31, 2005


I haven't had a Red Bull in months. I had one the other day and something started to happen that I realize now hasn't happened since the last time I had Red Bull.

I know this is insane, but I swear to God it makes my left nipple vibrate.

I had sensed this going on a few times in the past, but I never really associated it with Red Bull until now.

Before you ask:

- No, this does not happen when I drink coffee.

- No, it doesn't happen every time I have Red Bull. But it never happens when I haven't had it.

- No, I haven't actually seen the vibrations.

- No, I don't think Jean Stapleton is hot. (What's wrong with you?)

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