September 12, 2005

Lackluster Sports Shirts

My son has been wearing this football shirt for awhile. It was only the other day that I realized it actually says "FIELD GOAL" on it.

I respect that. In fact, I love it! Instead of going for the "Touchdown" they played it safe and went for 3.

To expand on this new tradition, I've hunkered down and worked hard for nearly several minutes designing 4 shirts to celebrate more lackluster sports moments, now for sale. (Also in girlie styles!)

You may purchase them all right here.

(And for the love of God, if any of you actually buy one, send me a modelling picture. And if you could be a really hot girl, that would be very swell!)

Actually, I take that back. It would be cool if anybody bought one.

(But if you happen to have a feisty rack and full bee-stung lips, so be it.)

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