Things have been pretty active in the ol' international playground lately. Here are a few new ones sent in for France, Belgium and Italy...

FRANCE

je suis bourée, je suis bourée
je vais pisser tout seule
je suis bourée, je suis bourée
je vais pisser sur ta mère

English translation:

i am drunk, i am drunk,
i will pee all by myself
i am drunk, i am drunk
i will pee on your mother

Sent by: Anthony

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ITALY

Pepsi-Cola
Coca-Cola
Osso Duro
V'a fa'un culo

English translation:

Pepsi-Cola
Coca-cola
Boner
Go fuck yourself

Sent by: Brian

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FLANDERS, BELGIUM

Olé, Olé
En Steve dat is een ei
En hij zit in bad met zijn vinger in zijn gat
Alé Alé Yay!

English translation:

Olé, Olé
And Steve he is an egg
And he takes a bath with his finger in his ass
Alé Alé Yay!

Sent by: Peter

(This rhyme is from Flanders, the Dutch speaking part of Belgium. Peter says you can substitute any name, but I do enjoy a nice finger-in-the-ass bath as much as the next guy, so why change it.)

Do you have a great obnoxious kid rhyme from outside the U.S.?
Send it here for the next update!

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1) The rhyme's originating country
2) The rhyme in the original language
3) The direct English translation

See all the rhymes here.