January 2, 2005

Global Schoolyard Rhymes #14

It's been a while since I've added to the Global Schoolyard Rhyme Project. Here's a great one from the Philippines proving once again that no matter where you go, kids are funny little pricks.

If you have one, send it on in!

PHILIPPINES

Isa, dalawa, tatlo,
Ang tatay mong kalbo.
Umutot parang bumbo
Parang kanyon di rapido.

English translation:

One, two, three,
Your dad is bald.
Farted like a bomb
Like a rapid cannon.

Sent by: Aileen

Do you have a great obnoxious kid rhyme from outside the U.S.?
Send it here for the next update!

Just be sure to include:
1) The rhyme's originating country
2) The rhyme in the original language
3) The direct English translation

See all the rhymes here.



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