October 19, 2005

Eat Me

A small salute to mascots who serve up their own...

"When Maw got the axe, it done made me cry.
But, now she's jist makin' me drool!"

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"There is nothing more important than family.
Please. Taste mine."

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"Grandmother got her wish to be cremated.
But I pulled her out while she was still nice and moist."

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"My wife wouldn't get off her lazy ass for nuthin'.
And that's how I know she's melt-in-your-mouth tender!
YEEHAW!"

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"I just squeezed this out,
so it's still a little warm."

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These mascots (minus the captions) can be found in the book "Meet Mr. Product."



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