October 21, 2004

The Adult

I have a full-time job.

I own a house.

I am married to a lovely, intelligent woman.

I have two children.

No matter how you look at it,
I am a full-fledged adult.

And the other day...

despite all of these factors...

I gave myself a belly-ache eating too many jelly beans.

A BELLY-ACHE EATING TOO MANY JELLYBEANS?!! JESUS!

What's next? Maybe on the way to meet my accountant I'll fall and skin my knee. Perhaps I'll lose a baby tooth during my next prostate exam.

Okay, I need to calm down. Maybe this isn't such a big deal. I'm probably just getting whipped up from being overtired. I did miss my nap today.



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