Check out the tiny watermelons I found at the supermarket. They are officially wee. They're also seedless and conveniently fit in your refrigerator.

The most important selling point is how they allow you to stomp around your kitchen and pretend you're a giant. While doing this, I suggest you also try bellowing things like "I AM HUGE! THIS WATERMELON IS TINY TO ME!!!" *

Just do it. When was the last time you truly bellowed?

Here's the fruit company's FAQ about these little guys.

*(this joke stolen from Andy and a baby carrot, circa 2001.)