February 1, 2004

Global Schoolyard Rhymes #5

Here come some new kid rhymes from Slovenia, Spain, Israel, and New Zealand for the collection.

If you've got a good one, send it on in!

SLOVENIA
(Insert any name.
I used "Steve".)

(Steve) se pa joce,
kaj mu je?
hlacke ima polulane
sram ga je

English Translation:

(Steve) is crying
What's with him?
His pants are pissed,
He's ashamed

Sent by: Michael

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NEW ZEALAND

Yum yum
piggy's bum
makes nice chewing gum

Sent by: John E.

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SPAIN
(The Mallorcan dialect of Catalan)

Ton pare no té nas
ton pare no té nas
ta mare és xata
i es teu germà petit
i es teu germà petit
té es nas de rata.

English Translation:

Your father has no nose
your father has no nose
your mother's is flat
and your little brother
and your little brother
has the nose of a rat.

Sent by: noonless

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ISRAEL

hatul hirben halech vekaka biadeicha!

English Translation:

A cat has shat on you,
and poo is in your hands!

Sent by: Grooveygravy

Do you have a great obnoxious kid rhyme from outside the U.S.?
Send it here for the next update!
Just be sure to include:
1) The rhyme's originating country
2) The rhyme in the original language
3) The direct english translation

You can find the entire collection here.



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