PORTUGAL

(Here's one the sender's mother and her friends
used to sing to tease a local drunk named Sebastian)

Sebastião come tudo tudo tudo,
Sebastião come tudo sém colher,
Sebastião come tudo tudo tudo,
Chega à casa da pancadas na mulher

English Translation:

Sebastian eats everything,
Sebastian eats everything without a spoon,
Sebastian eats everything,
then goes home and slaps his wife around

sent by: Rui

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FINLAND

Joulupuu on varastettu,
jeparit on ovella.
Joulupukki hirtettynä
killuu kuusen oksalla.

Kuusen pienet kynttiläiset
käristävät pukkia.
Pukkii huuta tuskissansa:
"Tuokaa haudalle kukkia!"

Kuusen pienet kynttiläiset
ovat aivan pätkiä.
Ympärillä lapsukaiset
vetelevät sätkiä!

English Translation:

The christmas tree has been stolen
cops are at the door
hanged Santa Claus
swings on a branch of a fir

Little candles of the tree
burn Santa
Santa yells in pain
"Bring flowers to my grave!"

Little candles of the tree
are short
around it the three children
are smoking cigarettes!

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FINLAND

Batman oli mielipuoli
hyppäs katolta ja kuoli
Batman!

English Translation:

Batman was a madman
jumped off a roof and died
Batman!

from: leena

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